Thats why Scotland joined England

y e s, and they f**king want to leave England

England: I used to rule the world, but now I have a hard time staying together

XDD yep
Trust me, don’t ever move to Scotland, our government is shit, it sucks being Scottish

Oh your in the "U.K" (Scotland)

yup

How to kill the U.K.: give Northen Ireland to Ireland or give Scotland independence

XDDD yep!
Hopefully they don’t do either

why not though?

Well if Scotland becomes independent and a war starts then we are absolutely f**ked as we don’t have our own army

Ireland: Am I a joke to you?

Rest of UK: yes, yes you are

Ireland: Well imma help Scotland out then *takes Northern Ireland*

England: oh shit

Wales: you can't forget about meeeeee

Rest of UK: shut up Wales

Wales: Imma help Ireland and Scotland then >:D

Ireland and Scotland: yay
England: oh shit

Yorkshire: prepare for trouble
Angiclia: and make that double

Covid: well you see, that won't happen anytime soon so if you become independent during my time then thank me

XD