*wheeze*

Hahahahaha
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OMG

meowth: jokes on you I never had a nose

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That means if I tie her up and bang her, she won't know what creamed her because she can't smell cum. It's a win-win.

Creamed pie tastes really good actually. Natural human-made cream tastes so much better. All you need is diced children and a tad bit of sugar inside of it and it's delish. But don't tell anyone that it's a family secret ingredient.

W a i t -
Wintersoldier adopted you...?

Yeah.

And Winter's mother, she calls me "Dad"... I don't want her to, but she does take me as her dad.

So that means you're my grandpa!

Maybe a great-grandpa, cuz Yuga is my daughter.
W o a h . .

I mean, if you are then that means I got a bit of your logical thinking.

I see 😂
Cannibalism and big-brain thinking, runs in the family.

Yup!

I mean... where do you get children from?
I always find it difficult to get the softer ones from my local human-trafficker.

There's a nearby farm where they breed children there. They claim they have ``soft and plump`` children in there, all well fed. And to be frank, they aren't lying!

E x a c t l y . Some people might choose to eat fetuses and not just whole children.

I mean, I don't eat them often (since it's hard to find good ones), but they're good regardless. Healthy too!

Yea, maybe they should legalize human-meat trade.
And parents who don't want their children to exist, can just sell them.

That'll help with the abortion crisis too. It's killing two birds with one stone, except those birds are babies.

Maybe... they're not even children... maybe it's bacon that I'm eating.

Bacon?

That's an interesting conclusion you made there. I guess you can call children and bacon - ``Piggies in a blanket `` .

I once had to vomit cuz the one I ate had cancer in it... like go***mn how tf could you sell me a cancer-ridden child?!

Sheesh, that's harsh man. Ya gotta pick the riper ones, and make sure that they aren't spoiled. Those ones are usually the awkward shaped kids. Some don't even have the limbs, which sucks.

I'll remember that the next time I gotta tend to my cannibalistic urges.
I dunno, the guy says they're European children but they taste pretty Indian.

Hah! They all taste the same!

Ah, I see what you did there.
I still wonder why the SoCiEtY doesn't accept me... I came out as Cannibal but I was thrown out my house for that.dude
People are still really conservative and smol minded.

I agree! Equal rights for people like us who deserve to choose what is best for our diet!

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