Amateurs 4.0

Lumix: n-nuuuu...

Fakie: if you are gonna be near her I might as well corrupt you-

*Fakie just disappears from existence*

Kedrei: we aren’t doing this shit again

Lumix: *confuzzled smol child*

Kedrei: you don’t wanna know what Fakie did

Lumix: what le heck?!

Kedrei: what?

Sunstorm: this motherf**ker here is Blaze’s also asshole dad-

Kedrei: really Sunstorm?

Lumix •_•

Sunstorm: also a being who commits genocide daily-

Kedrei: SHUT YOUR TRAP

Lumix: *very scared*

Ezlo: he is not that bad unless you get on his bad side- or that’s what I hear

Sunstorm: shut up Ezlo

Kedrei: can you two idiots not fight

Lumix: *whimpers*

*Sunstorm and Ezlo get teleported somewhere*

Kedrei: most people in Melonren overreact a ton, it’s normal because of some past events

Lumix: *is scared of him*

Kedrei: calm down, I won’t hurt you

Lumix: w-why s-should I believe you?!

Kedrei: I don’t really have any reasons but, you can think whatever you want to think

Lumix: f-fine, I trust you,

Kedrei: you don’t have to, but that’s fine

Lumix: but I have one thing to say... MORTALS DO NOT SUCK

Kedrei: some do, some really actually do

Lumix: b-but not me...

Kedrei: I’m talking about the bad ones, they actually are trash

Lumix: o-ok

Kedrei: sorry if I did scare you or anything

Lumix: I-it’s ok

Kedrei: Fakie

Lumix: yes

Kedrei: I still hate that stupid demon kid

Lumix: who?

Reasons for all (ah yes a lot of people getting eaten mentioned)

Wave: eating people

King Sunstorm: being horny and raping people

Kedrei: forced his beliefs onto his children (which was that mortals suck and that they are food)

Fakie: Tormenting others and manipulation

Blaze: weird combination of all of them (she didn’t rape anyone tho)

Bloo: I’m scared of all of you.

Sunstorm: Blaze stole Wave’s crack-

Fakie: noted, will give her more crack

Sunstorm: *pulls a gun out* no

Bloo: oh shut up Fakie.

Fakie: because of that break up, I’m gonna torture both of them at once-

Sunstorm: *shoots fakie*

Bloo: Hex is already dead... kinda.

Sunstorm: why?

Bloo: I mean, he ain’t actually dead, he just decided to sleep for all eternity.

Sunstorm: if he still exists, Blaze probably will try to kill him, also what happened to Blex?

Bloo: idk-

Sunstorm: your mom is a piece of shit

Blex: I guess-

Ezlo: Blex, you should really leave the spot you are in

Sunstorm: p o r t a l b e h i n d

Blex: *teleports out of here*

Sunstorm: also You have had 6 siblings, only one remains right now because you know why

Blex: ...

Sunstorm: hi Blex, just came to say your mom is gonna try and murder you

Blex: huh, no wonder my dad said he’s taking me away from her.

Sunstorm: should we try and hide Blex or uh- idk

Bloo: mk.

Blex: *right here*

Wait is that canonical?

Maybe.

Thomas: you said it yourself

Thomas: see?

Bloo: -__-

Thomas: I kind of am

Bloo: maybe-

Thomas: I’m so stupid...

Bloo: you’re not.

*he starts to cry*

Mr. Dusk: it’s okay-

Thomas:
Oh....

Mr. Dusk: yep-

Thomas: SEE? ITS BECAUSE OF ME!

Mr. Dusk: I’M SAYING HE BROKE UP TO PROTECT YOU-

Thomas: why?

Mr. Dusk: we are not letting the fact that Hex broke up because of you go to waste.

Thomas: WHY CANT I JUST DIE?

Mr. Dusk: no-

Thomas: BUT IT IS

Bloo: IT A I N ‘ T .

Thomas: *points gun at his head*

Bloo: NO.

Thomas: ITS MY FAULT

Bloo: IT AIN’T.

Thomas: *finger on trigger*
Goodbye

*the gun disappears.*

Thomas: WHAT THE F**K

Mr. Dusk: hah-