Like that's ever gonna happen-

give you a sock so you are free

omg yes

k

LMFAOOOO YASSS-

Lmaoooo

come play with me master~

oh no-

Screenshot

why master~?

I have no idea!

why you make me sad master

I'm sorry

its ok master

Ok

*shooketh*

*le gasp*
S h o o k e t h

these type of stuff creeps me out ;-;

Me too kid

oh ok

Draw a sword, take up a defensive position, and ask you to explain what you wanted.

*draws g u n*

*Runs and dives behind cover* WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT

*wheeze* Nothing- How tall are you

5 9ish, why-don't you dare

*inhales* How tf are you that tall-

It's not /that/ tall.

I'm only like 5'1" bro-

My entire family is short, I'm trying to get another six inches or so on them out of spite.

0/////0

oop

XD

lmfao

lol

lol

yuh

yuh

Grab you and toss you across the room and run away (same as with the kiss thing eh)

Connect our souls making us one in the same

The
W h a t

Heh

Still, I am your master

*laughs in time to get tf away now*

WE ARE CONNECTED BITCH!

Calm yo titty sprinkles

Yes

;-;

Die

*visible fear*

okie master

o/////o

o

>//////<

*more huggo*

oh no~

*scared* w-why did you call me that?

Cause master

O-oh...

*wheeze*

*uncomfortable*

*hug*

U-uhhhhm

You good master?

I-I’m ok