Ask, and you shall receive... nothing but disappointment.

Death

It's for me, dude. I'll use it in my last moments...

N O .
Give it to me right now

I don't have spare death.
I only have one, and if I give it to you, I'd be immortal.

;-;

Don't sewside, or I'll kill you.

;-;

L i v e for the greater values in life, live for yourself and your future

I’m definitely not living for myself, only for a few others.

*sighs*

👍

*cries*

Please Ill do anything

*dies*

*Growls*

*is not dead any more*

*sits down*

Good. Now dont die

alright

You better use it in your last moments, or else

Or else you'll kill me?

No

Is an excuse to get out of work

lol

NO STOP SPEAKING RIGHT NOW!

I will do anything for you not to die right now!

XD

Bitch, no.

Tbh I would, but if I did it then a few others I know would also, so I’m living for them.

i need a nice cup of jalopy

Nice.
I have a cup of Disappointment, just for you.

you

uh

my baby

ur mom meow

But that'd be your grandmother.

Death. The sweet release of death

I've kept that just for me.

A H H

Why must you do this?

GIVE ME IT

No. Dying. Ever.

Wow, you're forcing people to defy the laws of the universe. For a scientist, you sure don't act like one.

Why not?

1. No

2. Cause you got reasons to live for

I got a reason to live : To die

This is whats called a Genie.