Ask, and you shall receive... nothing but disappointment.

I need you to simp for mr krabs

Why do you do this...

YESS

This is whats called a Genie.

Death. The sweet release of death

I've kept that just for me.

GIVE ME IT

No. Dying. Ever.

Wow, you're forcing people to defy the laws of the universe. For a scientist, you sure don't act like one.

Why not?

1. No

2. Cause you got reasons to live for

I got a reason to live : To die

A H H

Why must you do this?

ur mom meow

But that'd be your grandmother.

Death

It's for me, dude. I'll use it in my last moments...

N O .
Give it to me right now

*cries*

Please Ill do anything

*dies*

*Growls*

*is not dead any more*

*sits down*

Good. Now dont die

alright

I don't have spare death.
I only have one, and if I give it to you, I'd be immortal.

;-;

Don't sewside, or I'll kill you.

;-;

L i v e for the greater values in life, live for yourself and your future

I’m definitely not living for myself, only for a few others.

*sighs*

👍

You better use it in your last moments, or else

Or else you'll kill me?

No

Is an excuse to get out of work

lol

NO STOP SPEAKING RIGHT NOW!

I will do anything for you not to die right now!

Bitch, no.

XD

Tbh I would, but if I did it then a few others I know would also, so I’m living for them.

you

uh

my baby

A second cup of coffee and some happiness.

Death

Wtf?

Did I stutter?

I heard you. You need someone to talk to?

Perhaps.

Well Im here

No... that's just for me.

No breathe. Live, be alive