these are actual city names

I'm offended...

how come?

"Blue ball village"

I know where you live now

I live in Dick

I'm going to Pennsylvania

Fun fact: In Virgin, Utah there’s a law that says you have to own a gun.

my friend lives on boner road

I have narrowed down your town to four options:
Berlin Township, MI
Boonville, IN
West Frankfort, IL
Lusk, WY

you really did all of that research he lives in MI

I literally typed "Boner Road" into the search bar in Google Maps

lol

I've been to Berlin Township

Nobody:
Hawaii:

Wait you don’t have a town named Kinkler?