this is my oc's new form

Me when my brother ate the last pringles:

(will you make a beach post real fast? like a furry beach....its for reasons)

A What?

*you can hear the sounds of bombs and gunfire on the other side of furry city*

*he'd stand in front of you and pull his radio out* "go ahead and launch the tsar"

go to the new posts click the d day one and thats were the war is happening*

that would kill the furries too though

nvm we got furries on the MG42's already. have a good day

Uh.... *d-day ptsd intensifies*

yeah me and my brothers are storming furry beach so like i said. have a goo day

But... But we don't have a beach...

you do now

F**k, guess we're having a war...

your not. it just over on the other side of furry city theres a beach and were storming it

But why

Crusade!

no not yet private

holy frick, OMG this is so good! also, this is my relation ship with my older brother and my younger cousin in a nutshell.

nice XDDDD

Me one the walmart doesn't sell live chickens:

I don't get it

I needed a 2 chickens for dinner, and I would have thought they would have sold livestock, but no. I barely go to the store cause I grow and kill my own things for food

is anyone here a good animator? i have a storyline where everyone is on the moon but marcus got some weird alien parasite that made him go nuts.. and then he just annihilates the other space crew with screams of "oh my god" or "get the tasers" and then we can't even scratch him he's plated GET THE FOUNDATION ON THE MIC AA-" and then someone shoots harpoon at him but he catches it, swings it around and impales 2 guys with it. the spaceship is sealed off "LET US IN WE HAVE FAMILIES OH MY-" and the remaining surviors out there are either dead, running, or hiding. marcus catches the scent of an astronaut hiding behind a rock, leaps over it, ready to grab him, but the astronaut fires with his space blaster so marcus yelps, tumbles to the ground but instantaneously regains balance. now he's angry. he grabs the astronaut by the neck, almost snapping it, the astronaut clawing marcus's hands but to no avail. He disembowels him and exsanguinates him. He roars and slams the body into the rock, causing a crater and flattening the body due to the kinetic force. the foundation is on the mic and deploying a space task force to the site. MTF-Epsilon-4, otherwise known as the Lost Crusade (lol) have been deployed at the site. The Mecha Popes have been sent out for recontainment as well but Marcus has started up again. He grabs two operatives and smashes their heads together, their helmets creating a deafaning CLAAAAAAAANNNNGGG, echoing across space, though there was nothing to echo off of. Two operatives run him through with superheated puncturing weapons temperature 1200 degrees Celsius. Miraculously, he does not show any sign of searing flesh but is shot by a propelled canister of a upgraded strand of the commercial spray, 'Furry Out!' He instantly submits and returns to his docile state, but the damage has been done. "How the hell can he breathe without a suit?" an operative asked after the recontainment procedure.

All operatives had their memory moderated to preserve secrecy.

All but one.

Project S.P.L.I.N.T.E.R. has since then been discontinued and the site abandoned.

that would go awesome with some hard rock music.

dude you just summarized my second story except marcus does not get infected and actually it is called operation:S.C.D

LOL thats insane

keep up the good art, this is awesome

have you seen him in his corrupted form?

only on this post, thats all

he got in da S P E C O P S

no the shadow company in call of duty mw

ok

imagine that

wait..

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im still sad

how?

uh

my captain got shot in the head while crusading so i made a funeral

there goes my day

oof

exactly.

https://imgflip.com/i/4vtwgd

Pretty

We'll be RIGHT BACK on....

Space Furries!

actually it is called operation:S.P.L.I.N.T.E.R

cool lol

id kill both

why?

oh hello there fellow crusader! where have you been?

His name is Danny army of angels he protects everything we crusade we have to kill him NOW

why him? hes one of the kindest people i've ever seen.

We can’t crusade anyone until he’s dead. Because he’s the first line of defense

Ok, I'll tell him to back off or else

Good

For them

crusade. We go forth with all haste

imgflip.com/m/OwO

i smell a crusade, sir!

tell every crusader on here that im done....i am about to get shot by danny_army_of_angels_ for the damage ive done against the furry community. goodbye brothers dues............vult-

*gunshot and blood spurts out of helmet*

*applies alpha gel to your gunshot wound after he leaves*

DONT YOU DARE DO IT, YOUR ACCOUNT IS FINE BRUV, SUICIDE IS NOT DA WAE

I know that you're tired and you don't feel like living anymore, but how can we protect the holy lands without you? sire, you are our leader for a reason. brave, true, pure of heart, shining armor made of nuclear pasta, and with loyal crusaders serving under you under god, ready to DIE for you if requested. come on, you can't give this life up. im sure the shotgun shells bounced off of your helmet made of the same material of neutron stars aka the strongest material in the universe by far. get up, please! we have crusading to do after you get better!

crusadermemz. . .

i know you're in there. . somewhere.

what come on you can still live after we've been through there's still more to go! for the holy land, right? come on get up, I'm carrying you to the hospital.

I am discussing peace terms with the enemy so there is no need

spread the word

Do you still wanna crusade?

Answer the call, brother!

https://imgflip.com/m/OwO CRUSADE!!!!!

wait notify crusadermemz of the link too so he can join he is our ally

YES CRUSADE!!!!!

wait for his go signal.
he will know what to do

CRUSADE, I SAY! CRUSADE!

CRUSADE!!!!!

*vietnam war flashbacks kick in once I touch my dog so I kick down the door to your house at 3am*

im here

crusade?

hol up

for glory

YES!!!!!

I submit only to crusadermemz. I am not a bloodthirsty warlord in search of conquest, but a humble crusader.

oh, well we shall take back the holy land!

This is no time for chatting

No. we are warlords! No one shall no of our future crusade!

hey wanna crusade

YES, I HAVE SOME STREAMS THAT WE CAN MEMECHAT EACHOTHER WITH

I must take action

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=svY_WhqhYQsB275LZEuXEjfMRyGr3bsW

Sure

CRUSADE! ANSWER THE CALL, BROTHER!

CRUSADE!!!!

Well I have a soldier who’s trying to kill me

I've heard.

n e e d h e l p?