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"Come to your swamp daddy"

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275 views 31 upvotes Made by MemoriesOfChurch 5 years ago in MS_memer_group
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the title tho-
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wtf did i just see
[deleted] M
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omfg the title
*Wheeze*
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THAT TITLE THO XDDDDDDD
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i dont get it *moans*
[deleted] M
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*wheezent*
[deleted] M
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*wheeze*
The title tho-
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The title:
Shrek: HEY FIONA
Fiona: Yes dear
Shrek: Wanna help me add more white mod out back
Fiona: Oh yes daddy~
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*WHEEZE*
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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now".
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