Bernie I Am Once Again Asking For Your Support

Cody: *sharpening sword with a whetstone*

Eric: I suggest using a chunk of obsidian

Cody: "Explain why that is a good idea."

Eric: it makes the Blake razor sharp

Cody: No, it would just chip and scratch it. No wonder my shield stopped your giant magic sword so easily. What you want is a rough surface to rub on the blade to wear a little bit of it away. Then you repeat with progressively more fine stones until it's perfectly smooth. Watch. *Drops a piece of cloth on the sharpened part of his blade. The cloth neatly separates into two and falls to the ground.*

Eric: welp, it seems to work with dark forged*

Cody: Can I see the sword?

Eric: *the sword is black and demonically carved*

Cody: *thousand yard stare for a few moments. He grins.* I won't ask questions if you don't. *He takes a vial of something out of his cloak, then pours it on the black blade. It glistens for a moment, then ignites in a flash of brilliant red flame. As it the sword burns in his hands, horns are visible for a moment on his forehead and his eyes glow red.*

Eric: a-a demon craftsman? I thought you all died in the war

Cody: Nah, just a tiefling who has a way with swords. I doubt I've fought in any wars you know about. *He hands it back, hilt first. The black steel no longer burns, but if one were to look hard enough, they might see a flickering in the reflection. It's unnaturally sharp.*

Eric: *gives him a sack of gold*

Cody: Keep it. I can steal whatever I need.

Eric: very impressive

Cody: SoI've been keeping an eye on these people for a little while. What are your thoughts on the red stickman?

Eric: frenemy

Cody: Heh, bit of a whiner. Seems like a good guy though.

Eric: in the end, he’s a good friend of mine

Cody: Hope you two make it.
...
You up for an assassination?

Eric: well, I put that life away from me... you know what, what the heck? I’m in

Cody: Cool. A law enforcement officer got fed up with the justice system and offered me alchemical components if I get rid of this guy. *Holds up picture of generic drug dealer mob boss dude. He then pulls out a map with big red X drawn on it in blood.* Uh, don't ask. He's based here. Alarm systems, some guards with guns, and a lot of cameras. Nothing too difficult.

Eric: got it

Cody: You got a ride? I usually go by foot.

Eric: same

I so very badly want to animate a synced fight thing for this.

Put it on youtube sometime this summer.
I can see it now, "Boys night out"
you down?

Sure

Aight

What oc’s tho

Eric and ash

Mk ima use Alice and Blaze

Eric: *crime spree with ash*

Alice: *out on a killing spree*

Eric: *driving away from police while ash is shot by a shotgun 3 times*

Alice: dumbf**ks

Eric: *shoots a rocket at the cops* BULSEYE!

Alice: *walks off and stands at the edge of the woods*

Eric: we gotta get out of here

Alice: -.-