To be a fly on the wall

INSIDE BASEMENT BIDEN'S WHITEHOUSE - WEEK 1; BIDEN: OK I WON. SEND THANK YOU CARDS TO FACEBOOK, TWITTER, GOOGLE AND ESPECIALLY CHINA. OH AND TELL CHINA I WANT AN 8 DIGIT SALARY FOR HUNTER THIS TIME! STAFFER: YES MR. PRESIDENT. STAFFER: MR PRESIDENT, WE NEED TO LOOK DECISIVE SINCE YOU NEVER CAMPAIGNED. WHAT IDEAS DO YOU HAVE? BIDEN: HAHA. IDEAS? I HAVE NOT HAD IDEAS SINCE 1972! (SNIFF-SNIFF); STAFFER: PLEASE LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE MR PRESIDENT. WAIT, I GOT IT, LETS RE-PASS EVERYTHING OBAMA PASSED AS PRESIDENT! BIDEN: WON'T THE VOTERS REALIZE THAT IS HAPPENING? STAFFER: ARE YOU JOKING MR PRESIDENT?! CALL MSNBC AND CNN, TELL THEM WE NEED TOTAL SUPPORT THE NEXT FEW YEARS...