Time to sell to the devil. (I’m male btw)

Me"Comments pokemon first

DONT

k

Pokémon

Ig I’m your f**k toy now

Nah-

THANK JESUS

*announcement* there are higgins boats heading to your beach and it appears there crusaders. i think there here to kill so if you guys have a horny military tell them to get on MG42's now!

yeah i can see you guys have taken the beach. but have you checked the skies?

the beach was flattened an hour ago. you're late

were coming from the sky in pods. i hope you toxic knights are ready to get shot

what part of you're 2 hours late do you not understand? The war is actually over so recall your pods or [REDACTED]

you guys are still destroying the city . so were to clean you out

he's ok

Not anymore he’s not

I NUKED the city. (got a promotion for that)

can you get off now

how's crusadermemez?

kid. The war is over. go home

boi

Fine have it your way

Ok

*higgins boats in distance start to get a little more visible*

EY WERE HERE

I don’t think there any defenses. I think no ones on those mg”s

just to be safe *throws a stick there* *lasers activates* told ya

let's see if there are more traps

me, the crusader assigned radio duty:

[R]: Send in the Daladas!

YES

watch for mines

what now

HEADS DOWN EVERYBODY

*ducks*

we still have some on the boats

get them out quietly. we need all the help we can get rn

yeas

More reinforcements

YeS

That was fast.

*boats are now visible on the ocean and there heading straight towards the beach*

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, do you wanna swim to teh beach?

*explosion*

What was that????

Another beach is gone

Dear god

man the bombers are dumb, what part of "horny beach" did they not understand

O shit

(me on boat) do they see us?...

They see us

crusaders: [R]: Send in the Daladas!

yes

da da da da da da da dadadaaa dadadadada da dadadaaaa

[KORAAH! MATAAAH!]

dadadada da da da da da DA DA DA DADA DAAAA

enjoy ballistic villagers lol

k

hey were storming a new beach bc this one has no defense and its boring so heres the link
https://imgflip.com/i/4vbpti?nerp=1611792535#com8899231

THEY HAVE SNIPERS AND WE DONT KNOW WERE THERE SHOOTING FROM

(me on boat) how do they not see us?

or better question are they gonna shoot at us?

THEY KILLED OUR MEN

I think I need to attack...

*you can now see the crusaders in the boats*

I Have my sword bro, I'm going in

Oh shit...

(Me) do you see anyone on those mg’s?? This is the most peaceful D DAY ever

Yeah, hey mind If I get Thomas?

[Thomas the Tank on standby.]

[If that doesn't work there's always Thomas and Friends]

Save Tomas because that plan b

Yeah, peaceful

ok

looks like.......oh god, it's sex toys

Ok well In like 20 seconds we’re gonna land on the beach so this is boring but easy

(We’re getting close to the beach)

Hey do you see that?

See what?

(The boats have just pulled up on the beach the boat door just dropped)

F**K, *gets shot in elbow* OH NO, anyway. Remember how strong our suits are, yeah. I'M GOING INVISIBLE

SHIT!

CONTACT UP THERE *starts shooting M1Garand and so does everyone else who got out of the boats*

(I’m now running after you to kill you)

HEY THEY HAVE SNIPERS

THEY HAVE WHAT!? GET DOWN

*PULLS OUT KATANA

WE ARE STILL DOCKING OUR TROOPS

You see you have a sword when I have a M1 garand *shoots you in leg* you guys need better weapons *wastes another round into your head*

*pulls out shotgun*

THIS IS HOLY TASK FORCE EPSILON-11 CONTACTING USS MINNESOTA THESE BEACHES SHOUDVE BEEN SHELLED AN HOUR AGO WHATS FOING ON OUT THERE

IM HERE, *gets ak*

CONTACT AT THE TOP BUNKERS

SNIPERS

I AM *calls the top bunkers* WE NEED MISSILES

Good

I'm a crusader

Oh

yeah

The missile went to another beach, we can still fight

yeah. Hey I planted some c4's on the beach

(We pull up on the beach and the door drops down)

TOO LATE THEY ALREADY SENT IT, WE MUST ELIMINATE WHAT WE ACN BEFORE THE MISSILE COMES

LETS ELIMINATE AS MUCH AS WE CAN

...

TELL THE TO BOMB THE TOP OF THE MISSILES I RUN AFTER HIM

Why?

In case we need to fall back and regroup after a few minutes

all units proceed to breach the shell line

support team you're with me we provide cover. let's move!

mhm

DONT

no I came to see the chaos

U want some popcorn

O

*Hands popcorn*
here you go
precursor to the torture my guy

Yeah

Ok

Now let's see how long it takes for someone to comment the word

Ok

*starts waiting, sniper in hand*

Ah yes... I did give you a sniper.

yep.