Trump Ancient ALIENS

I have always said 45 is actually the 2nd confederacy president.

Did you hear one of those women insurrectionist asked the judge to let her out of jail so she could go on vacation in Mexico? Ahahahahaha

I have no idea what his charm is. Why would anyone fall for this charlatan?

hahaha, no I didn't, but fits their yuge jenius.

Well the judge granted her request believe it or not.

Dafrig?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2021/02/02/capitol-rioter-wants-go-mexican-vacation-and-court-lets-her/4358889001/

"Now saying judge didn't approve her vacay.

Maybe there is hope yet"

No doubt only because of the bad press.

Surprised he didn't offer to have the court pay for the plane ticket.

"Why would a judge let somebody out when that person says they would do it again, in a heartbeat?

Sounds about white"

hahaha, ain't it tha truth,,,

Slaps officer on a roadway,
Officer: "But mam, I only wanted to inform you you had a busted tailight while going 95 on a 55mph road high on meth with a trunkload of mountain grown marijuana atop that dead body and you have 5 outstanding warrants. Have a nice day at Walmart, and drive home safe!"

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Fell asleep in the drivethru at Wendy's at 3am because the staff was in the backroom busy toking so weren't filling any orders,
Officer: "HE'S ARMED WITH BLACK! SHOOT!"

Now saying judge didn't approve her vacay.

Maybe there is hope yet

"Cudd told the ABC affiliate that she'd received "seven different death threats" and her business received 500 negative reviews on Google from across the country rather than from local patrons.

"So what they're trying to do is cancel me because I stood up for what I believe in and I can tell you this it's – and it's what I've told everybody – I would do it again in a heartbeat," Cudd said."

Love to see a judge grant a vacation to someone from the South Side of Chicago or the South Bronx. Hell, they'd get a longer sentence for talking on a phone in their car at a red light than this seditious terrorist will.

Why would a judge let somebody out when that person says they would do it again, in a heartbeat?

Sounds about white

How does a mere 4 years (of war, no less) turn into a heritage still perceptible a century and half later?

HAA! Just found this one on the site now,,,

How does he wipe his substantial ass with those tiny hands?

They don't call them the Secret Service for nothing.
Before that he probably utilized recruits from the Jeffrey Epstein Jr Model Apprentice Insitute.

Talk about a shot job.

What did you do at your previous job?

"I wiped the president's ass"

That's Purple Heart material there - AARGH! I mean what the officers had to do.

You heard about Invank & the Kusch requiring the SS to rent next door to them so they wouldn't place their commoner bums on their toilet? $100,000!

Ahahaha.

Nobody can shit on our golden toilet but trump royalty.

You see that thumb? That's what he sticks up his keister

https://imgflip.com/i/4whl79
*hugs*