harry potter but an ai wrote it

what in the ever loving f**k did I just read

BEEF WOMEN

what?

nice!

Im dieing

[he falls down the staircase]

KOMEDY

AND

STUPIDNESS

gave us this treaure

"He Saw Harry And Immediatly Ate Hermione's Family"

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Hermione's family are dentists.
Is eating dentists bad for your teeth?

Maybe, Idk But I Don"t Want To Find Out

yes

I’m Harry Potter! The dark arts better be worried, OH BOI!

It looks like Google Translate wrote this

Im dieing

I'm DYING! I literally shrieked with laughter when I read, "You are Hagrid now."

THIS IS AMAZING

what was your favorite part?

when harry yeets his eyes

XD

the last paragraph lol

what in the f-

"Hermione has forgotten how to dance"
"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us!'
"BEEF WOMEN!"