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Hello, Sharks. My name is Lisa, and these are my partners, Miriam and Paul. We're from Brooklyn, New York, and we're seeking $500,000 for a 5% stake in our company, named, Eemes! The memes you can send to friends, family, or even strangers! And the best part, they're 100% edible! Paul, has some samples he'll be passing out to each of you. Here you go, Mr. Wonderful. This one is personalized just for you. All these were designed through our website. After the creative process is finished, the client then can decide if they wish to have their Eeme sent directly to them, or have it delivered to the person the Eeme was created for. We even have an option for companies as well. The prices range anywhere from $19.95 to $99.95, depending on how much you want to customize or personalize your unique Eeme. The prices are only for one Eeme. $10.00 added for each additional Eeme; the delivery fee though is included in each price point. It costs us $5.00 to create and bake each customer's unique Eeme. ??? Oh, man. I'm sorry, but this tastes nasty! Like eating 100% pure sh*t. Good luck to y'all, but I'm way out! We're sorry to hear that, Daymond, but we respect your opinion. However, when we created Eemes! 3 years ago, we had a vision to bring our love of both baking and the spectacular art of memeing. Our product fully reflects this truly sensational 21st century pop art Internet subculture; we only use all natural ingredients to make sure Mother Earth is protected in the process. Now, let me just add, in the 3 years we've been in business, we have done $5,000,000 in online sales. ... So, which one of you old-ass self-conceited money bags want to board the Eemes! Express to major success?!
