*inhales* I CAN TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR WE CAN GO SLOW, OR MAKE IT GO FASTER-

She had a shiny little Beamer with the ragtop down Sittin' in the drive but she wouldn't get out The dogs were all barkin' and waggin' around And I just laughed and said, "Y'all get in" She had on a new dress and she curled her hair She was lookin' too good not to go somewhere Said, "What you wanna do?" "Baby, I don't care" We can go to the show we can stay right here And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor We can go slow or make it go faster Down through the woods and out to the pasture Long as I'm with you, it really don't matter Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to Girl, you know you got me to hold onto We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor Said we can fire it up and I can show you around Sit upon the hill and watch the sun go down When the fireflies are dancin' and the moon comes out We can turn on the lights and head back to the house Or we can take another ride on my big green tractor We can go slow or make it go faster Down through the woods and out to the pasture Long as I'm with you, it really don't matter Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to Girl, you know you got me to hold onto We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor Just let me dust off the seat Mm, put your pretty little arms around me Hell yeah You can climb up in my lap and drive if you want to Girl, you know you got me to hold onto We can go to town, but baby, if you'd rather I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor Oh, yeah, yeah We can go to town Or we can go another round On my big green tractor