Mmmm

Mmmm indeed.

Yes, yes

*microwave sounds*

I-

No samsung on simsong

*gets harpoon*

im gonna do what's called a Jaws scene

*shoots you*
Ded

*miss*

wHaT, YoU tHiNk iM gOnNa jUsT sTaNd TheRE ANd tAkE iT?

Hah well I were distracted she's ran, hah

*visible confusion*

G R A M M A R P A T T E R N S
M Y G U Y

Hah, when you were distracted, she ran

wait sharks have legs?

i was literally saving this to establish base in the Mariana Trench but-
*gets out armored scuba gear and water propelled "jet pack"*

you see, there is a nice Chinese family that would pay a good price for her arms. *dives in with my trusty harpoon gun*

eyo look it's the deep blue sea

Bitch

LOOOOOL

F**k off -_-

let the social experiment begin

Ok that's for the uno card I can use on you

wdym

your grammatical pattern is strange, I don't quite understand what you just said.

Ya, sorry

so what did you mean by "Ok that's for the uno card I can use on you"

It was supposed to say ok thanks for the uno card I can use on you

oh ok *readies harpoon cannon*

*sings I'm alone in a boat and I'm hurt and bleeding from a gash in my arm in the middle of the sea with no radio contact-

let's-a-go-yeeting

Ah, yes.

i literally searched this up and all the almighty Google could come up with is "yes the shark still lives"

.

so this is frustration.
but hey, i discovered another brutal practice that human beings do because apparently after catching a shark ppl just cut off its fins and throw it back into the sea.
Dang.

Uhh wut ok

yea looking back on it that was pretty random

Yup

like hell i will date any shark that comes near me male or female

XD

Btw he's taken

what the pope is that

☹︎⚐︎☹︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ☝︎⚐︎👎︎

yeah, now im NEVER going to a beach

on second thought, I think it's better to just avoid society altogether..