Sassy Error Sans

Error what would you do if fresh came out of nowhere?

Error: Kill him.

If i was in front of you and i just said "kill me" would you gladly accept

Error: Yes.

me: good, now kill me

Error: Gladly. *Shoots 10 Gaster Blasters at you*

me: thx

Error: How are you speaking when you're dead?

me: because somehow your aiming is bad and not touching me ACTUALLY JUST SHOOT ME I WANNA DIE

Error: *Sharp bones stab you* Then die

me: HOW THE F AM I STILL ALIVE

Error: This should work *throws you into a portal to a au and then destroys said au.

How?

me: im still alive

flowey: why you rip me in green official meme I SHALL REVENGE *turns into omega flowey somehow* *starts mashing the attack button*

Frisk: no offense flowey but you got to control your anger ;-;

flowey: *just screaming in anger while shooting shuriken stuff from omega flowey body and those weird green things with mouths and mashing vines on error sans not listening to frisk and completely ignoring him*

Error: *1000 faster blasters shoot flowey* Bye-Bye.

flowey: *literally still shotting friendliness pellets to error even though hes a flower

Error: How?

flowey: I HAVE DETERMINATION *still shooting friendliness pellets*

Why is every ask *insert character* dead?

Because it was 6 months ago.

oh- nice.

What's your opinion on what's happening to the ship?

That doesn't look good, just like this *Stsb with sharp bone.

Also, this..

Error: How are you not dead?

I have no Idea!

Error: I stabbed you.

Error: DIE!!! *11,001 Gaster Blasters shot you*

Error: How?!

Wait what the heck, how did I delete your reply?

if you had the chance to end ten au's without ink stoping you, which ones would you destroy? also, who do you hate more, fresh or sanes?

Error: 1 well any, 2 I'll just kill two brids with one stone. 3 No third question but you're dead. *500 Gaster Blasters fire at you*

I hate to annoy you, because I know you'll kill me. (Somehow) but 3 questions I have for you....

Do you just destroy AU's in general because it makes you happy or just because so you can only have fewer timelines?
(I'm gonna die from the last 2)

Would u rather: Destroy Underlust, or Underfresh?

Would u rather: end Frans or U x Ink?
(I am going to die)

I hab 2 other questions.

Why are cute when u sleep. why. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????

Do you know that Killer is trying to date your boss?

(Idk anymore. frick I'm dead. *teleports to another AU*)

Error: 1 What the heck? 2 I don't have a boss.

Nightmare Sans- O RLY U GLITHBI@CH

Error: Go back to you're multiverse.

Dream: sigh* srsly brother?

Ink: Why not? but in another AU, (Mine) Nightmare's chill as HECK, to the point where you can hang out with him. mostly because He's half Nightmare half Night. so that's why he's chill as heck, and wants books more often.

Dream: but sadly right now he is just uh has some anger problems ;-;

Ink: F. In Toof's (Me) AU, you can actually talk and have fun with him. we call him Nightmare Night, or something like that

Dream: night was the exact name I called him before he turned all goopy

Ink: I know. I'm the creator & protector of AU's for a reason. I know mostly EVERYONE'S backstory. so yeah.
NN: . . .
Ink: Oh. NN (Nightmare Night), he's showed up....
NN: Hi...

NN: Hello, I guess.
Ink: Please....
NN: ok... *He puts the book down, and goes to Dream* Hi brother....
Ink: or, another AU of ur-
NN: S h u t
Ink: k

Dream: oh hello

QUICK MESSAGE!

1: Idk

2: It's Nightmare (Bad Sans's, and ur apart of it)

Error: Sounds like a alternate multiverse to me.

(Yet another quick message)

Nightmare is from Dreamtale, being Dream's brother.

All da members:
You
Nightmare
Horror
Killer
Cross
Dust (Optional)
Swapfell (Also optional)
Fell (Optional)
Reaper (Optional)

Error: Sounds like alternate multiverse to me.

Ink: I stole your chocolate bar

I had a chocolate bar?

Ink: Yes. you like Chocolate bar's Error. annnnnnnd I stole one....

Error: I thought I destroyed that multiverse hopping machine.

Ink: Apparently not. I didn't prottecc it tho.... nor did Toof at this matter

Error: Huh.

Ink: These are confusing times

Error: 1: Because there're all filthy. 2: Who said I couldn't kill two brids with one stone. 3: 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2!!!!!!!!!!

Sad PJ noises

I thought I was going to die. but you do know you've got like, 5 kids? (Yes I know some of Ink's ships. and they scare me)

Error: Oh you will considering there's a sharp bone going through you, also I think I'm going upgrade from destroying alternate universes to alternate multiverses with this new information.

Dude. you know I'm immortelle right?

Error: I've killed the literal gods of some aus I think I can kill you. *100 Gaster Blasters fire at you*

*Still alive* that tickled. hehehe!

Error: *Literally takes your soul and then throws you through a au portal into lave then destroys the au you're in* That should work.

Nope. Soulless or not, I'm still here.

Error: I throw you into lava and destroyed the universe you were In how are you still alive?

Error: Fine I'll just move on.

Because of her... BRO GLITCH BOI

Considering I team up with Ink to protecc sometimes, you really think that's going to happen?

I have no idea!