yo momma so ugly that thanos disappeared before iron man could snap him
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3 ups, 4y,
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You seriously have to watch an obsolete youtube channel to come up with a roast? Not surprised. I probably would have been on the f**king leaderboard by the time you came up with something that is actually original.
sorry, i don't know how to roast a turkey that small without seriously burning it
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1 up, 4y,
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If I'd burn you anymore than your bleached self, I'm sure you'd be cremated within the amount it takes to toast a piece of bread. We liked it better when you stopped being the original Edward from Twilight.