U wot m8

no, I can't. you would taste too bad even if I barbecued you.

tbh youd be cookin a corpse if u were cooking me

that's how barbecues work duh

well im micheal jackson heehee

You’re memes are as dead as your username. (Beat that :D)

Kid if I even tried to roast you the fourth degree burn would exist

kid.. hmm im 18 working a job more than you'll ever get

“Working a job more than you will ever get” just confirmed that a fourteen year old is smarter than you

no not really if i was retarded like you i wouldn't be a surgeon

Eighteen year old are not legally able to be a surgeon. For one you need education, which you current lack in bulk.

No because being a burn victim would be an upgrade for you

yo momma so ugly that thanos disappeared before iron man could snap him

You seriously have to watch an obsolete youtube channel to come up with a roast? Not surprised. I probably would have been on the f**king leaderboard by the time you came up with something that is actually original.

i actually came up with that yo momma joke but ig your braincells are as gone as london in world war

Compared to you that's still pretty good

lol XD

you are supost to post a pic of yourself not a peace of toilet paper with s**t on it

nope its actually from a comic you'd probably know that if you weren't that much of a dumbass

no actually it is called haveing a life!

if being stupid and where you can't spell is having a life.. no thanks!

sorry, i don't know how to roast a turkey that small without seriously burning it

sorry, trash isnt edible

tbh thats the only thing i can afford at the moment xd

damn i feel bad for your friends.

oh wait, you dont have any..

yea ik XD

you momma ugly

(ik its stupid that's the point)

Ok, i don't have any parents i'm 18.

ok

"is trAsh"

If I'd burn you anymore than your bleached self, I'm sure you'd be cremated within the amount it takes to toast a piece of bread. We liked it better when you stopped being the original Edward from Twilight.

lololololol

Idk, you posted cringe lol!

Oh. I thought you we're gonna roast me lol!