Sorry if you find this offensive, but this is just hilarious to me

MY BROTHER HAS THE SOFTEST HAIR AND LITERALLY DOES NOTHING TO IT

T h a t ' s H o w B o y s W o r k

Lucky. You get the best hair, face, and clothing

I'm lucky, I have good eyebrows, from my mom's side

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or serious

Damn, that's what I hate about dry humor, nobody knows what's sarcasm and not, I'm being serious btw

I love my eyes. It's the only thing I love about myself lol

Omfg, don't get me started. The girls at my old school, whenever I would walk by them would always f**king ruffle my hair every so often.

It's triggering.

Ikr

I have to resist the urge to bitch-slap their hand away

PFFT HAHAHAHA-

Big brain XD

XDDD

bro my acne is ASS and it makes me hella insecure lmao

y'know if you drink a lot of W A T E R it helps with acne, hence why I have none

i try but im just lazy from lack of motivation

BrUH

"I CAn'T dRinK WAtER BeCAuSE I'm LazY"

no im too lazy to get up and get water and i usually have juice

i just lack motivation due to depression and shit

*coughs* s a m e

l o l

Lmao true

IKR
LIKE HOW?

The secret is in the balls or something