if this dies im doing "ask asgore"

Would an inkling soul work just as well as a human soul?

flowey: you're saying that i would consume a squid-haired splatoon boy/girl. I actually dont know lemme try to consume one

(inkling is a splatoon guy right?)

Bryce: yes. I git one that looks like you to try

OK

oops caps lock

He's from an au btw

what

He's from an au i made

ok

He's the splat tale flowey

oh ok

Does this monster look funny?

flowey: yes i like marvel
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random obviuosly fake orange monster robot thing versus block lenny
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I forgot i was using that icon XD

lol

Well, what about this, Flowey?

flowey: that does not look like a robot

flowey: also yes he looks fakely funny now can i murder you *turns into omega flowey*

Block Lenny: no. *Uses f**king saw on Flowey*

flowey: IM IMMUNE HAHA *souls rebel* NO *becomes back to flower* uh well i can do MY OMEGA FLOWEY ATTACKS WITH MY PELLET-BULLETS!!

Monster: *gun*

flowey: well shet im gonna consume pretty much all humans and monsters souls so i can beat you

Monster: *minigun*

flowey: *turns into asriel pretty much because he basically consumed everything*
asriel: ok now die *starts shooting stars*

Block Lenny: Oh shiiiii
Monster: *eats the stars*

asriel: OH NO THE MONSTER WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME IT ATE MY STARS

Monster: *eats asriel*

asriel: f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k

Monster: *spits out asriel* YOU TASTE LIKE GOAT!

hey flowey, are you asriel?

flowey: ...

lol
flowey: shut up

flowey ran away

Not so fast, Flowey.

flowey: f**k tho i wasnt an impostor

dude y u keep making everything about among us?

cuz y not

knew that would shut you up

hey uhhhh what is my future

flowey: i can see *turns into omega flowey* death

flowey: f

That's pretty impossible, Photoshop Flowey is hard to defeat.

merg: am i a joke to you

Hey flowey, has anyone ever mistaken you for a regular flower and peed on you?

flowey: nope

Well thats a relief