Fat guy eating burger

Let me place a “try to” in there.

Understood sir.

Me first. Eat me first. It won't take you too long.

Gladly.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH *ROMANTIC MUSIC STARTS*

You'll need much more than romantic music by the time I'm done with your friend.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHA-

Laugh while you can.

damn-

I am joking. We are going to have so much fun.

Why not?

IDK

hehe lmfao

oh gawd-
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What? Is it something I said?

lel no-

Okay.

*jazz music*

Delicious.

Eat me

Yes sir.

Thanks

THATSWHATSHESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID

He*

That's what she said.

He*

*Gay music starts*

lol

Ok.

Come hither.

Come Hitler?

No, come hither. Come here.

I change my mind. Your not going to eat me.

Wrong, now come here.

No get away

I am sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

It's fine.

Am joking

Oh, thank you. Would you like me to continue?

Sure.

WOAH WOAH WOAH THATS WHAT SHE SAID

I knew that was going happen *Clap*

lel

BRUHHH XDDDDD

lel

B r u h. This songs so wrong.

Sounds**

You rn:

Exactly.