what scares me is the fact that being called "daddy" turns me on.....

I feel bad for your kids.

but tbh only my (imgflip) daughter calls me daddy......
my imgflip son calls me father

I know of one son, but I know no daughters of your line. Must I know, who among the mortals claims your parenthood for herself?

ngl that took me a while to process...
could you pls use smaller words when talking to me? especially in the morning. that's when my brain is slowest.
i have four imgflip children
tbone._.yaboy calls me dude. idrk
Skylar-Daniels-999 calls me daddy.... and she just recently got an imgflip divorce so that kinda worries me
kuwata_daniels calls me father
and hornet5 doesn't call me anything really

Very not competitive of mind, are you.
Much of not smart is there.

i dont get it

Im glad not to be in this family bullshit
My irl brother is technically a member, child of narwhal
But since i dont consider him my brother, im not in any way imgflip-related with him, so im still a no family user here

W o a h .
Nice! What if I tell you, I'm forced to be a father by a certain human?
NoT Cool.

XD you could just tell shoto no

As if that's possible...

Lmfao

I
Who is it?

None but our very own, S h o t o .

S h o t o?
Shotos a girl right?

Y e s .

Ah ok. Damn she got lots of kids then
I basically know shoto as the girl who said i was a 10/10 on a h e r n y zoom after i got forced into showing my face

Shoto... was... in... a... horny zoom... ... ... ... ok ...

Yeah with maze, zach spire and i
As soon as she said i was a 10/10 i was going to question her sanity

Say... no... more... ... ... ...

Why, is it bad?
We never reacjed horny at all
And i didnt get a chance to question her sanity

No... ... ... ... non capiresti... ... ...

Im so confused about ehat youre trying to say
And yet still havent questioned her sanity yet

She's completely sane. I don't believe I'm saying this, but she's totally in her right mind.

Yeah i know lol
I was gonna question if she was okay because she said i look like a 10/10
I look like f**king garbage

I can't imagine how that'd be. I've never seen someone who I'd call 'ugly'.

Well believe me im ugly to most
Lemme try to describe my face
My face is so ugly, it would make a girl become a lesbian, and a homosexual guy become straight

........

forced?

that sucks. you know you have at least a dozen grandkids right

No. I have more- 😶😶😶😶

this is what we know of so far https://imgflip.com/i/4ttsfi

Lmfao

*wheeze*

Im still glad no to be a part of this entire extended family shit

why

Lol