Words doe

But then shlang would be slang for “cock” because humans are idiots

Yeah, I noticed that too, of course, but the actual word for that is also spelled with a "C" between the "S" and the "H" a lot. Plus, it has an "O", not an "A" XD

I N F I N I T E I Q

shlong

Slang sound better but Y O U R R I G H T

Slang is shorter

Yeah, but "shlang" makes it clearer on what the first part of the word is short for, as opposed to just an "S"

slang
s-lang
lang=language
s=short

as you can see, lang is in language and s is in short so they just shortened the 2 words and put them together

No