"insecure white male focused on the alpha-dog culture as a means to combat my insecurity, only to realize that I'll never be top dog because there's too many to compete with. Instead, I have to find a President who represents that most and create the worlds biggest participation trophy club in the world where everyone can be alpha male and I can lie to myself about my own hypocrisy leaving me to get angrier at the people who wont join me. In fact, I would know secretly deep down that they're right, but my toxic masculinity prevents me from swallowing my pride because I am homophobic and that very phrase makes me uncomfortable even though I'm as straight as they come. Which, is kind of ironic, because I have this strange obsession with the need to carry rifles wherever I go in the name of the second amendment, but to do this I only need a 9mm. It's not like I am overcompensating for something" group?
No thanks. I have enough crazy already just seeing you guys on the news.
