my pillow advises martial law

You deserve at least 5000 upvotes for this 😂

thanks :) it it shares enough I'll get em!

Allegedly, his pillow material is manufactured in China.
Oof.

Of course it is.

made out of recycled MAGA hats nobody wants!

that's excellent!!!

Thanks, twowaymirror meme gave me the inspiration

Paul Bearer! Holy crap they look identical!

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/20/how-mypillow-founder-went-from-crack-addict-to-self-made-millionaire.html

My pillow; my continued suggestions to the President to invoke martial law.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/15/pillow-salesman-apparently-has-some-ideas-about-declaring-martial-law/