Someone kidnapped Nozomi!

She never shoulda got into the van!

Nozomi's friend Kotori is in this meme?

Zuraah! Nozomi is in trouble! Call Fred Zura! I can help tho. Fred thought Me Karate, BJJ, Aikido, Judo, and Taekwondo zura!

Fred-Senpai train me for this Zura! Do you know Fred masters Ninjutsu (It's his secret fighting style)

He's a ninja master?! Yes!

His Ninja name is Shinobi En

Nozomi was cosplaying as a ninja. But she's not a real powerful fighter.

This is my BF in Ninja mode 4uelc8.jpg (click to show)

That's great ninja gear!

He used to say this Rin! Pyoh! Toh! Sha! Jin! Kai! Retsu! Zai! Zen! - Kanata

He wants to have this kind of ninja gear just like Raven from tekken 6

Oh yeah! You're ready for some serious combat now!

Hope my ram Bo is ready to dash and crash!-Kanata

Why can't the girls ever rescue the boys? Is that too much to ask?

Makes sense, but this is an old meme so you'll have to make it for me.

I can't draw.

You can find the art you need to make memes on Google image search.

*Pulls out AK-47 and calls imperial soldiers* -Fred
No! Not Nozomi *Calls his pet ram Bo*- Kanata

Get it? my pet is ram Bo. Rambo! Fufufu!

Super_Ultra_Mega_Ram!

They won't like him if he's angry.

Fbi

They won't get there in time...

._.

Wait why am I tied up? What's going on here? 🦁

I'm on my way!

Too late! I had to fight my way out!

Noice!

I wouldn't need a gun if you were a good Husbando and protected me 😜

Maybe stop getting in creeper vans and get a job or something... Just saying...

I didn't get in the van. I got NEAR the van. Big difference!
Plus I now have an important job as General of your anime girls army!

Imgflip isn't a job 😆

She probably shouldn't be so trusting of strangers!

Agree! My BF used to imitate me or Maru to make bait for the strangers when they got him as a disguise. They're screwed!

He used the mystical transformation technique to look like a girl?

Yeah! He used the ability to make an impostor me or Maru as a trap-Kanata

That's one way to deal with it...

They thought its an actual me or Maru-Chan! It turns out he shapeshifts into us to trick them and defeat them with his ninjutsu combat he even said "It's just business. Do not take it personally."

Then he wipes out his [gun] and the bad guys learn a lesson about preying on hot girls!

Angelbeats reference-Fred

Going Doom Slayer mode-Fred