HEY LOOKIE HERE IT’S ME
Y A P E
THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL OFFICE SUPPLIES (Wait, what do you do?)
I DO YAPE THINGS LIKE JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THIS PIANO (is... that useful for my office?)
OBVIOUSLY
HAIL THE ORIGAMI KORIGAMI
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER SINGS ARE BORIGAMI (Hey, wait, the other origami king songs are songs, too!)
DID I STUTTER?!
I’ll mess up paper in ways that only YAPE can do (like...what?)
Oh, you know ;)
I AM STRONGER THAN AN ANIME SWORDSMAN
GIVE ME AN ANIME SWORDSMAN
LIKE, BRING ME SCISSORS SO I CAN FLEX ON IT
I really need you know how useful YAPE is
like really a lot
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN’T RHYME
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED YAPE NOW
YOUR OFFICE IS MY DOMAIN
YAPE GONNA BRING THE PAIN
YAPE IS AMURICAN MADE
MARIO JUST GOT PLAYED
YAPE is a stationery to behold
available wherever office supplies are sold
More efficient than other supplies tenfold
An essential purchase from office depot
YAPE is worth a thousand tapes
Like $4790 at staples
I am like a god, mario won’t survive this scrape
you aren’t my u- (Wait we still don’t know what YAPE does!)
[Side effects of YAPE use may include: dizziness, vomiting, fever, headaches, backaches, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowsiness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflammation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a lamborghini, subscription to juno songs, subscription to man on the internet, please subscribe to both channels we swear to god they aren’t competing or anything in fact alex is the one singing this very song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.]
