Seems weird and yet, almost 100% true.
The Imam/council or judge or ?, decreed if a Muslim is feeling the need, for relief he may rape an infidel, or if one isn't within, say...arms reach, then a goat may be substituted. But strictly for said relief. Any other activity will be deemed blasphemous, such as a second date (or worse, love) and absolutely no marriage shall be considered (Baa-baa-baa means Not tonight. I have a headache).
This is an actual religious interpretation and/or ruling, from those wonderful folks who find all their brainwashing, propaganda and assorted IED needs at Omar's tent and vest sweatshop...er, um, company in beautiful, downtown, Iran!
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