In actuality I'm a little bummed out about it. If the suspected cost increases DO happen, 2 low-end staff have to go.

SO THE BAD NEWS IS THAT DUE TO INCREASED TAXES AND EMPLOYEE EXPENSES, I HAVE TO LET YOU GO. THE GOOD NEWS, THOUGH, IS THAT NOW YOU CAN GO FIND THAT $15 MINIMUM WAGE JOB YOU WANT SO BADLY. TA-DA! CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK