Love it. I was recently in a grocery store with my wife and decided to put together a beef stew. We were both in the checkout line, and my wife grabbed one item out of the shopping cart, and asked me what it was. I said "Well, I was in the produce section, and decided to take a leek". She was mortified. The checkout clerk laughed her ass off.

OMG, I love doing that with my wife. I love making the clerks laugh at my dumb jokes. I even did it to our neighbor and my wife played along when we were digging to plant some flowers. I said something about burying a dead body and she played along. The neighbor just started laughing on the other side of the fence.

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