OF COURSE THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO BRUSH PEOPLES CATS FOR THEM! WHO ELSE IS GONNA DO IT? YOU?! YOU GONNA GO AROUND BRUSHING EVERYONE'S CATS? THOUGHT NOT! AND WHAT ABOUT BUSY WOMEN AND OLD PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR ABILITY? DON'T THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE BRUSHED CATS TOO?! AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS! PEOPLE COULD IMPALE THEMSELVES WITH BRUSHES. THIS SERVICE SAVES LIVES! YOU WANT TO RISK LIVES JUST TO SAVE A FEW DOLLARS?! YOU MONSTER..