because bordeom

Probably just sit down and chill with you

-w-

Say slaves are illegal and release you

AAAAAAA

Wot? You don’t wanna be free?

C’mere puppy!

The f**k-

*you-know-who comes in.*

Fresh food for you Hexy!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Yes.

*insert darwin waterson high pitched screaming here*

Hex: *nom*

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS-

I have no idea, now go eat the others, my good pet.

*unholy furry screams*

And idc if the red licorice tries to kill me for making my pet eat his foxy gal-

Stickdanny:HEY HEX! *pulls out sword* SPIT HER OUT OR DIE!

Hex: no.

Mucky: *approaching StickDanny*

Stickdanny:NOW! *threatens to slice*

Hex: fine.

*he spits out a pink substance at him.*

Stickdanny:pink substance?

Fireball:oh hi Mucky.

Mucky:

Hex: that’s your girlfriend.

Fireball:how's it going?

Stickdanny: YOU BASTARD >:'(

Mucky: I’m doing fine.

Hex: *smug face*

Stickdanny:GRRRR! if you like eating, TRY EATING THIS! *throws a can of sardines at Hex*

Fireball:alright.

Hex: *nom* oh, now you’re giving me free food?

Blaze: *wheeze*

Sunstorm: THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY-

*Mighty Eagle starts charging at Hex*

Stickdanny:welp, i gotta run! *runs*

*Mucky just eats the Eagle and becomes one.*

Hmm
F u r r y s e s s i o n lol

A A A A A-

Lol
Or play video games and listen to music 😂

MAKE FOOD NOW
sorry i dont have any food and I'm starving ÆÆÆ

Idk E A T

Watch a movie with you, ask you how to draw furries, play some games, and take a look around Reston.

Sorry I gotta feed you to my Eldritch cat because it won’t shut up

pls no-

I am sorry

It needs to stop whining

but why me-

Because idk

Also because it also now has a hatred for someone named “Clear”

Clear: F**K YOUR CAT-

Blaze: just a warning if you eat Hex again, I will f**king rip you to shreds, and the other members of your species

Me: and it’s happening

Clear: Oi! He went me first boomer!

Blaze: oh- if you do it intentionally I will do what I said

Clear: *smirks* Your just mad.

Void: because the cat is a salt lord

Blaze: SHUT UP VOID

Clear: Void is right. Salty boi.

Void: it’s the infinite loop of salt

*Blaze throws a fireball at Clear*

*Clear kicks it back*

*it deflects of Blaze right back at Clear*

Sunstorm: two stupid vorists are fighting so I need to record it *gets camera out*

*Clear turns into a dragon and eats it* Nom.

*the fireball just explodes*

*Clear coughs and smoke goes out of ehr nose*

*Blaze just repeatedly throws fireballs at Clear*

Sunstorm: I want to call this “S**t fight”

*Clear just opens her mouth and eats them*
Aiko: What the-

*some f**king huge explosion happens*

Sunstorm: chances of this universe dying is high

Aiko: I can see it.
*Clear coughs more*

*This time a white fireball is thrown*

Clear: Da faq?

Sunstorm: reminder you are fighting Melonren- I mean Melonhell’s god of fire

Clear: it dont matter what the species is.

Sunstorm: wait is Clear even gonna die-

Ezlo: I hope all vorists do, that would be great

Clear: Intresting, your boyfriend is hex hmmm? The purple guy? Your dating a damn square, thats kinda sad. You could do better.

Blaze: I was with Wave but- oh who gives a f**k

Clear: Even more reason. That's just sad. *she grins*

Blaze: *vores clear*

Sunstorm: /mfw fingerprints are unrecognizable *then kills self*

Clear: *chillin* ITS FINE HERE! IVE BEEN THOUGH HELL AND BACK YOU F**KING BITCH!

Blaze: no one really cares where you have been

*Clear lights a fire on her tail*

Blaze: if you think that will do something, it won’t

Clear: Fine then. I'll sleep here. *she closes her eyes*

Blaze: I don’t really care

Clear: m k a y

Stickdanny:you try to hurt Cloudy, im gonna slice you to death!

DH200:Stickdannt calm down!

Blaze: go ahead and f**king try red licorice

*stickdanny pulls out a netherite sword and slices Blaze*

*it deflects off of Blaze*

Blaze: bruh

Bloo: stfu you simp.

Stickdanny:IM NOT A SIMP! SHE'S MY GIRL! >:Y

Bloo: yeah but she has the right to beat the shit out of Clear because she ate her BOYFRIEND.

Thomas: YOU ARE A DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING W**RE S**T BITCH ASSHOLE

Clear: -_-

Thomas: you deserve this you stupid s**tty vorist wjdjwjdhwndkwoeu
Bugs: *holding him back*
Bugs: this isn’t even your place Thomas.., also she’s literally never physically harmed you...

Clear: *her face goes dark* I havent done shit it you. ..Yet.

Thomas: you f**king ate someone who already has a girlfriend for your own sexual pleasures-
Bugs:SHE LET HIM FREE AFTERWARDS and besides this doesn’t concern you Thomas...

*Clear takes out a sword and stabs thomas*

Bugs: *gasps*
*thomas leaps to the side and kicks the side of the sword causing it to fly out of her hand*

*Hex comes in and vores Clear.*

Clear: F**K-

Hex: now how’s it like being me?

Bugs: thank god you prevented the conflict... most of it at least...

Hex: yeah..

Clear: Meh, It's fine in here.

Hex:

Clear: *wheeze* Sorry buddy, I've been to hell and back.

Hex: also *turns into an anthropomorphic Golden Retriever* YOU CALL THIS A SQUARE?

Bugs: I know... I was explaining you had a bad past b-but it’s n-n-not an excuse for the a-awful things you do

Bugs: they were gonna fight... also I don’t like to be mean but honestly clear seems like kind of a jerk...

Bloo: true.

Clear: I CAN SAY WHATEVER THE F**K I WANT BUGS!

Bugs: I mean I know she’s had a rough childhood but that’s not an excuse...

Clear: Just a rip off of Buddy. Booo. *she somehow throws popcorn at him*

Hex: who tf is that?

Clear: Buddy? From spacebuddies...

Hex: wtf.

Octa: *wheezing*

Clear: YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM YOU F**KING WANNA BE PURPLE GUY-

Bugs: please don’t mention that guy..:

Hex: *in a distorted voice* call me that again, I f**king dare you.

Clear: DO I HAVE SAY IT LOUDER FOR YOUR DUMB BRAIN IN THE BACK? YOU F**KING WANNA BE, HIGH ASS, BITCH CROCKS SHOE WATER MOTHER F**KING BLEACH PRINCESS PEACH F**KIN RETARDED WANNA BE PURPLE GUY.

Hex: THAT’S IT.

*tentacle dog head things burst out of his back*

Hex: KEEP TRYING TO PUSH ME OVER.

Clear:

Hex: *roaring*