Anthro Fire Mucky... oh god.

Fakie: Who wants Hexagon pornography-

Sunstorm: ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

*Fakie gets burned.*

Victoria: *Blushes a bit*

Mucky: huh?

Victoria: “C... c... could I touch your *blushes more* abs?”

Mucky: ok?

Victoria: *Pokes an ab and blushes some more*

Anthro Fireball:the f**k?!

Mucky: what the f**k are you?

*he transforms to his normal Elemen-ball self*

Fireball:dude, it’s me, Fireball.

Mucky: I see...

Alwayzbread: oh no

Lit: *female boner*
Cloud: How in the fu-

Mucky: now what the f**k is going on!?

Bloo: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU-

Clear: *her eyes are spinning around*
Lit: I dont know..

Bloo: *unholy screaming*

Lit: *loud meowing*

*Mucky hugs Lit.*

Mucky: don’t worry, I’m right here.

Bloo: AAAAAAAADEMOOOOOONGETOUTTTT-

Lit: I know :3

*Bloo ends up sounding like he’s having a seizure.*

Mucky: what? too hot to handle?

Lit: N-no- *trying to stay calm*

Mucky: then what the hell are you giving me that look for?

Lit: It's just your- So- *faints*

Mucky: ...

Clear: She doesnt see many people with fire like her. Your just turning her on forest fire.
Lit: TwT

Lux: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?-

Portal: no, you’re supposed to say “are WE”.

Clear: Both of yall are jokes in my book. Hue Hue Hue-
Lit: *le gasps and comes back*

*Lux sets Clear on fire.*

Lux: your book probably didn’t sell as much as the DIC.

BlooPan: technically the DIC is a bible in my canon universe since Nebula made it.

Clear: *burning peacfully* Da f**k?

Boi: well, this is one more reason to hate clear

Lux: also Mixmellow became buff and is about to kick your ass for killing Cream-

Clear: That shit aint canon. Luxy.

Lux: I know it isn’t-

Sparky: what about the smut about us?

BlooPan: HmMmMmMMM-

Mr. Dusk: I’m proud of that puffy boy-

Clear: That i dont know.

Clear: Wow, I dont care. *she slumps*

Lux: mk.

Bob: *asserting his dominance*

Clear: ...*kicks bob*

Cobalt: *also asserting his dominance*

Clear: *stands up*

Ollie: *Starts choking Clear*
Ruffles: DUDE! CALM DOWN!

Buff Mixmellow:*grabs Clear by the neck*

Fireball:OH GOD CALM DOWN! IT ISNT CANON I SWEAR!

Clear: ... Bish I can f**king kill you-

*Mixmellow becomes his normal smol self*
Mixmellow:eep!

*Mr. Dusk makes him very large.*

Mucky: 0__0”

*Clear muda muda's mucky.*

Mucky: GAH-

Clear: W e a k.

Mucky: why you little-

*he punches her.*

*Clear catches his fist*

Mucky: !?

Clear: *She starts crushing it*

*he tries to punch her with his other hand.*

*It hits clear's head and her head spins 360*