Monkey Puppet

Well I'm going to be dead...

WAIT NO-

I'm not killing myself...yet

Istg if you ki yourself

Wait you actually care?

Yes

Wow. Ok. I have been trying to cut myself but I have stupidly thick skin

(y) same

REALLY THE SHARPEST PAIR OF STINKIN SCISSORS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

I just use my fingernails

My finger nails are really short. It's a nervous habit to pick at them

I haven't cut mine in like two months

Lucky

Sometimes I want my cats to hate me on purpose

use a very sharp knife

Don't have any

Let's find out!

0-0

WAIT NO-

I think it would evaporate.

but your body temp goes DOWN

In Alabama it would evaporate. IT'S SO STINKIN HOT

The heart will stop pumping blood and the blood becomes stagnant. The cells will cause it to coagulate making it thick. The muscles stiffen and the blood falls to the bottom of the corpse. Sometimes the dead body will build up gas and bloat up, also getting some blood near the mouth area which creates an appearance similar to that of a vampire that has recently drank blood while pushing the eyes out of their eyesockets and the tongue out as well.

The blood will lose its oxygen and the organic remains will draw fungi, plants, and other decomposers to the corpse.

Oh your here too lol

its one of life's greatest mysteries, isnt it?

i gotta go ask an autopsy reporter about this shit

heeeeeeeey

Stalker alert

a bit to much for me

*too

but anyway i can get out

Funeral directors will replace your blood with preservatives

i can test on somebody...

it dries up

I would never know, because I would be already dead