Also, what would you do if I was hanging off a cliff?

5 ig

I would pull off some cursed teleport swap thing so your safe and I can fall

Then I'd jump after you

Seeing as I can apparently teleport myself as others, i send you to the middle of safe ground in a plain or something

Then I'd used my powers of creation to summon a cushion for you to land on

I'd teleport slightly to the side and for good measure send the cushion to the sun.

I'd carpet the all the land in a miles radius with cushion that's 10 feet deep

Fine, teleport myself to the core of the earth

I'd teleport you back

Ha! I was crushed and burned 11 hours ago!

Fine, i teleport myself beyond the event horizon of a black hole! Good luck getting me out

I destroy the black hole with a wave of my hand

Destroying me with it. I am now part of the singularity. If you did manage to destroy it, i would go up in a brilliant explosion as the pauli-pressure of all that mass tears apart and quite possibly creates a white hole

like i said, I have the power of imagination, so I just plain wiped it from existence

Along with me, since I would be part of the singularity after going in

Then I would give up & decide that since I'm an AmAzInG friend, I'd respect your choices

Your life & existence

Not your memes

Bet

I rediscovered this through google lol

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adios

-10

R u d e

>:D

6

and if you were hanging off a cliff i'd save you

Tank chu, g r a n d d a u g h t e r

shore tang

Wait a second, are we related? I’m narwhals uncle

I’m Narwhal’s g r a n d m o t h e r

Noice, who else are you related to?

I’m gonna make a family tree one day

Okey!

oh gawd- wait- so-

i-

shush, yes.

ik lmfao-

XDDD

If you were hanging off a cliff I would pull you up then jump off

And idk, maybe 5? Idrk you

Yup

dont jump off-

*summons spirits to give you a parachute*

Yeets the parachute away

*jumps down to save you and suddenly can fly*

Noooo, let me goooo

*flys up and puts you back on cliff*
*knocks you out but doesnt kill*
*puts you bakc in yor home*

*wakes up*
Fuçk why am I not dead?

*summons jesus to make you immortal*

bc you deserve to live *smac*

No I want to die

you musnt

Okey okey, fine, but only if you don’t either

i wont :3

Okey good