*intensively shaking head*

Sunstorm: NO- YOU DONT WANT TO GO-

BlooPan: why not?

Sunstorm: is being lunch for the overlords of there okay with you- you have to be a maniac to say yes

BlooPan: no.

Lux: yes.

Sunstorm: *opens a portal* Lux get your ass in there

Lux: mk.

Sunstorm: we are waiting

*he walks in.*

*as soon as he walks in Blaze grabs him and eats him*

Lux: ...

Blaze: the stupid bee warned you

Lux: ok then.

Blaze: so where is Hex-

Sunstorm: not in the f**kin meme realm, dumbass

Lux: last time I saw him was when he was eating a mouse sandwich.

*Blaze teleports to Bloopan*

Blaze: where is Hex

BlooPan: *stretches their arms and brings in Hex* there.

*Blaze just hugs Hex*

Sunstorm: I kinda thought she was gonna eat him

Bloo: same.

Orange: Blaze sure simps for Hex doesn’t she?

Bugs: I wanna say aww but also don’t wanna die...

*Blaze eats Orange*

Sunstorm: well we all might get eaten

Orange: fu-

Novalis: wait is some version of Hex going to beat the shit out of Blaze?

Mr. Dusk: yep.

Novalis: I will gladly let him into the meme realm

Kedrei: what is happening now

Mr. Dusk: uhm- I-

Arbistar: I have 2 sons now.

Kedrei: just tell me what things happened

Mr. Dusk: *explains everything* there.

Kedrei: I’m going to f**king kill her

Hecks: me 2.

Thomas: hex! Blaze just ate my brother! Help!

Hex: ok..?

Elder: and what do we you want us to do about it? she’s f**king dangerous.

Sunstorm: it’s definitely too late for bugs, also dangerous is not a good enough word

Elder: ...powerful?

Sunstorm: FORGET IT, I JUST WANNA DIE BECAUSE OF THAT SHITHEAF

[image deleted] Thomas: also th-this happened right in fr-front of m-m-me

Hex: ... *pulls out a noose*

Thomas: sh-She ripped him apart....

Hex: and I’m ripping my soul in half.

Thomas: ...

*he takes out his heart and wraps the noose around it.*

Thomas: I-I’m scared...

*Hex tightens the noose, causing his heart to split in half.*

Thomas: poor bugs...

Bloo: yeah...

*and then Hex splits into the two forms of himself.*

Thomas: wh-why does such awful things happen to him.... h-he doesn’t deserve it

Bloo: we need a border-

Mucky: WTF DID HEX JUST DO!?

Thomas: I don’t know.... he split himself in half... he’s very conflicted I guess...

Bloo: yeah...

Thomas: but I’m sc-scared for everyone’s sa-sake after wh-wh-what she does

P-Hex: I will kill everyone.

Thomas: EEP! NO! BAD HEX!

P-Hex: shut up, mortal.

Thomas: NO! I won’t let you hurt anyone!

Toxahex (f**k it I’m calling him that): try me then.

Thomas: anything to save my brother..... and everyone else.... NOW FIGHT ME YOU DISGUSTING ASSHOLE!

Toxahex: *grabs Thomas and tosses him aside* and as for you, pathetic Russian.

Hexus: ....

*thomas turns into his hulk form and jumps in between them, trying to hold toxahex off*
Thomas: hex, SAVE YOURSELF AND THE OTHERS, ILL BE FINE

Toxahex: what..!?

Hexus: *grabs the others and runs*

Blaze: what the heck is happening-

Sunstorm: *gun to head*

Hexus: it’s hard to explain but let’s just say... you’ve got 2 boyfriends now.

Blaze: ok then

Sparky: f**k you Blaze.

Sunstorm: did he get corrupted by Fakie or something-

Oreo: YO IM BACK FROM THE DEAD AFTER 6000 YEARS

Wiz: aaaayyyy wassup Oreo!

Bloo: Wiz just went out of character.

Y-Hex: I’m scared..

Oreo: who are these people

Sunstorm: tell Oreo about Wave now, get it over with

Oreo: what

Bloo: *explains every-f**king-thing*

Oreo: F**K

Bloo: indeed...

Thomas: shut up I’m trying to get him to go after someone other than the good people

Sunstorm: F**K YOU

Thomas: WHAT? That’s not even normal hex

Blaze: I’ll mutilate Lux for that

Sunstorm: shit

*he just fuses with him.*

Sparkux: then I’m joining him.

Blaze: k

Sparkux: so come on, bitch.

*Blaze proceeds to do so*

Sunstorm: what-

Bloo: damn.

*bugs is sniffling and crying somewhere hidden*

Sunstorm: Bugs- stop crying-

Bugs: she kills everyone... ruins everything.... destroys everything and everyone I’ve ever felt close to...

Thomas: fight me bitch

*he slashes him.*

*thomas blocks it and punches him hard in the jaw*

Toxahex: *falls to the ground*

*thomas stomps on his chest*

*he spits out some pink blood.*

*thomas keeps his foot on his chest so he can’t get up*

*he tries to scratch his leg.*

Thomas: *somewhat unaffected*

Toxahex: how..?

(He felt them but he’s hiding the pain)
Thomas: BECAUSE I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL ANYONE ELSE

Toxahex: ...

Thomas: and there is quite a small chance that you will be able to get through me

Toxahex: fine, then I’ll just kill HER instead.

Thomas: her?

Toxahex: you imbecile.

Thomas: if you’re talking about blaze.... she can barely be killed

Toxahex: then I’ll just take my rage out on everyone else.

Thomas: no! She can be killed.... it’s just hard is what I’m saying...

Toxahex: then how?

Thomas: well you have to get rid of all her arms... and then go for the head...

Toxahex: ..ok.

Sunstorm: No- she actually resets herself if she gets injured enough

Thomas: I still don’t trust you’ll go after her

Toxahex: ...

Thomas: if you don’t so help me

Toxahex: .

*he takes his foot of toxahex’s chest*

Toxahex: ..?

Thomas: you can go kill her now

Toxahex: *runs off*

Thomas: *follows behind to make sure he’s doing what he’s supposed to*

Hexus: *mumbling to himself* what would Bugs think...

Thomas:
*just watching toxahex*

Octa: what the f**k?

Thomas: IM MAKING SURE HE DOESNT SCREW ANYTHING UP

Octa: calm down..

Thomas: I’m sorry I just...

BlooTwo: *cough* imgflip.com/i/4sfef7

Thomas: oh...