For context: he just split his soul in half out of rage/grief or something, so now he’s 2 separate people.

lit: Prepare for trouble!
Clear: And make it double-

Toxahex: SHUT THE F**K UP YOU LITERAL BITCHES-

*Mucky tapes Toxahex’s face.*

Clear: -whimpers-
Lit: rude.

Elder: what do you expect? there’s one side of him that’s laid back and a proud Russian stereotype and another one that has anger issues.

Clear: but he doesn't have to be that mean..

Elder: let me just-

*Elder gives him some sort of aphrodisiac.*

Sparky: bad idea...

*The Dark Crystal flashbacks*

Sunstorm: how much do you both hate you know who now

Chilly: yep..

Kedrei: ............

Sunstorm: when did he get here-

Mr. Dusk: idk.

Sunstorm: .......everything feels different

Bloo: yeah...

Sunstorm: a part of me says Hexus misses Blaze

Bloo: yeah.. but if Blaze weren’t such a bi-

Elde: shut it.

Sunstorm: *flies over to Hexus* why exactly are you crying.....

Hexus: why couldn’t she go easy on him...

Sunstorm: I think it’s pent up rage she had....

Ezlo: not a reason

Hex: ....

Blaze: are you still mad at me...?

Sunstorm: this is a hot mess, HAHA FIRE PUNS LOLOLOL

Ezlo: b r u h

Hex: .....

Blaze: ........ *near crying (wait why did I say that- no one should care how she feels)*

Sunstorm: c

*he walks off.*

Blaze: lemme kill myself again, it would really help everyone if I did

Ezlo: IM CHOKING ON THE EDGE

Hex: no..

*Blaze just teleports back to the meme realm and sobs there*

Novalis: if anyone who is crazy enough wants to go, I will open a portal there

Hex: ... *continues walking*

Ezlo: well she’s probably either dead or crying like a baby

Sunstorm: .....

BlooPan: he’s probably depressed.

Sunstorm: and so is everyone here I think

Octa: *cough*

Sunstorm: what

Octa: nothing.

Reddy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Turk: REDDY NO-

Kedrei: Reddy I will f**king end you

Sunstorm: someone should do that

*Dusk brings Toxahex over.*

Toxahex: LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE.

Sunstorm: fuse back together

*Dusk just mashes them together.*

Sunstorm: are they back together-

Dusk: ...I guess?

Hex (Amalgamate form): WHYAARRGH-

Sunstorm: WHAT THE HELL-

Bloo: oh god it’s even more edgy.

Sunstorm: HOW DO WE FIX THIS-

Hexus: *sniff* ...DO I LOOK LIKE I AM!?...

Sunstorm: I also think Blaze isn’t coming back

Hexus: ...

Ezlo: YES! NO MORE ASSHOLE!

Sunstorm: and I feel like someone will do something to Ezlo

Bloo: things won’t ever be the same.

Sunstorm: it might be for the good of everyone

Bloo: I guess.

Wave: I am considering killing myself because of her

Sunstorm: .......

Sparky: good??

Chilly: ...

Sunstorm: is Hexus upset about Blaze still?

Frost: well my brother is gone..... I have no words

Hexus: ....

Toxahex: to the point I want her to P E R I S H .

Sunstorm: let me get someone to open a portal to the meme realm-

Novalis: I have been here the whole time

Toxahex: good...

*Novalis opens a portal to the meme realm*

Toxahex: *hops into the portal*

Fakie: kill her and I will-

Sunstorm: do what? I’ll f**king tell G what you have been doing

*Blaze is just gray and black in color now*

Blaze: ......

Toxahex: *laughing maniacally*

Hexus: *shaking*

*G appears*

G: I’m going to f**king imprison everyone who caused this to happen

Wave: it’s your stupid demon kid who caused everything to happen

Sunstorm: KILL THE BITCH

Fakie: no it was Void-

Toxahex: *approaching Blaze*

Blaze: .........

Mr. Dusk: this is the end of Emoji Movie reject...

Blaze: ......

Sunstorm: well no-

*he revs up his claw.*

Blaze: ....

Sunstorm: she pretty much wants to die right now

Toxahex: good.

*he slashes her.*

*Blaze just turns into a pile of ash*

Sunstorm: now all that’s left to deal with is Wave

Wave: I am done committing genocide-

Sunstorm: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

Hexus: *breaks down in tears for some reason*

Fakie: I removed their corruption-

Sunstorm: beat up Fakie, beat her up

*Hexus turns Fakie into light.*

Sunstorm: Hexus are you ok at all?

That one side of Hex: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FU-

Sunstorm: WE KNOW DIPSHIT, I WAS JUST SAYING

Ezlo: those two sides scare me that I now know about them

Bloo: yep-

Oreo: we should all hate her for eternity and avoid her constantly-

Sunstorm: you know she can hear what we are saying sometimes-

Oreo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE, SHE RUINED MY LIFE AND TRAUMATIZED EZLO FOR F**KS SAKE, AND SHE DID MANY UNFORGIVABLE THINGS

Bloo: damn.

Sunstorm: and Wave’s probably with her because he is a simp-

Wave: I CAN HEAR YOU AS WELL

Oreo: GO TO HELL YOU STUPID PIECE OF PAPER

Bloo: biggest simp.

Sunstorm: let’s not talk about them anymore

Oreo: I desire to torment Blaze-

Sunstorm: Oreo you can stop any second now

Bloo: yeah Oreo..

Oreo: THE GODS CAN SUCK MY DI-

Sunstorm: I’ll f**king tell Blaze you are alive and see if she loses her shi- she won’t actually be mad, I just remembered that

Ezlo: what the hell does Hex think of Blaze now

Arbistar: back then, a person known as “Diemon” created the first Dark Stars, me and Dusk were there, I was convinced to send the star to the Star Realm to corrupt my own son, I refused to do that but that diamond spider thing held me at gunpoint, so I did, pretty weird and shitty backstory but yeah.

Sunstorm: for some reason I want to ask G to bring Blaze and Wave back

Void: that would end terribly-

Ezlo: No-

Bloo: *gulp*

Sunstorm: does anyone even want them to come back...?

Bloo: idk.

Elder: w-what about him?

Sunstorm: what?

Elder: Hex is now split into 2 people so...

Sunstorm: is it possible to make them one again?

Elder: hmm...

Sunstorm: a part of me says push Hexus and Toxahex against each other, idk why

Bloo: I don’t know.

Sunstorm: what about the f**king axolotls your multiverse has

Orbit: *middle finger*

Sunstorm: don’t forget Melonren has the worst creators

Bloo: like who?

Sunstorm: G makes Void handle everything and the 2nd one somehow killed himself

Bloo: oh.

Sunstorm: anyway, seriously what does Hex even think about Blaze

Bloo: I seriously don’t know.

Sunstorm: ask one of your creators or something

Bloo: wha-

Sunstorm: forget it

Oreo: well I can die peacefully now

Ezlo: OREO?!?

Lux: ...do I know you?

Oreo: no.....

*and meanwhile Kedrei is just crying*

Arbistar: Kedrei, are you alright?

Kedrei: no...... just no........

Arbistar: I see..

Kedrei: I loved her a lot........

Ezlo: NO ONE CARES

Arbistar: well I blame myself.

Kedrei: why.....?

Bloo: idfk.

(So in the RP with Wawa, Blaze and Wave were brought back)

Blaze: I’m back but no one should care

Ezlo: stop being edgy-

Sunstorm: Enderman that once begged for death

Bloo: the shit that came from the toilet is giving us the middle finger.

Blaze: what- are you mentioning me- or toilet paper

Bloo: no.. *points to the abomination that was once Hex* that.

Blaze: OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED-

Ezlo: Sunstorm’s idea caused that to exist

Bloo: and that idea was not one of us eating him and then shitting him out-

Elder: we get it, now stop with the shit jokes.

Blaze: how is this going to be fixed-

Nebula: smh.

*he makes Hex normal again.*

Hex: *heavy breathing*

Nebula: there.

Blaze: Hex are you okay now....?