Square up bro

*obeys you*

da fuq-

You're still not satisfied?
What do you even want?

death

F**k you.
I was playing with asterisks, there is no sane being that would take this shit to be sexual. Did you do that?!
👽

*confused confusing confusion*

*makes you understand what I'm saying*

AGH

*clears all the confusion*

im still confuzzled idek what ur saying lol

*slows down my approach from 0 to 100*
Is this alright?

my brain wtf are you doing

*serves you what you want*
Does this please you?

*decks you with a side swipe to the head*

*ducks it and slugs you in the gut*

*isnt affected*

*goes for a right hook*

*grabs your arm and judo flips you over my back*

*land on my feet and jabs you with my elbow*

*oooooooof*

got em

Aaaaaaaaauuuuggggggggghhhhhh *blood comes from my nose and mouth* f-ck

hmph

Why tf you do that?

le bruh you attacked first

You asked for it

yeah and you got got

Fair enough *dies*

No

*sadness*

Wlat?

*slaps you*

Ejat?

*slaps you again*

does

AGH

Wyat

don't slap my g r a n d a u g h t e r

no, but did you get permission to slap her?

so no permission?

try me

I got Chuck Norris on my side, b!tch

why