Yes guys he did actually try. This is the only reason I'm showing this.

Oh god.

Yep.

Well, it’s not like I thought his ghost was watching me. :]

Woah there-

I actually believed that the spirits of our loved ones watch our every move.

Same, but still.

Yeah, it would be scary if he actually died and his ghost sees me doing something embarrassing...

OOP-

How did he try?

How do you know he's not lying?

Yeah.
I think it’s bs tbh
He probably just chilled and drank Mountain Dew while everyone else was all torn up about him “commiting suicide”

Yeah

And ate his Doritos

yep
considering how disgusting he is they were probably cool ranch

Oh my god-

Look at this cringe gacha!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1YBv2mWll0

omg that’s so cringe

Yes

I bet he actually didn’t

Bitch I-

Seriously.
Considering how many people “commit” all the time it’s hard to believe anyone
they probably just relax and think
“Man I love faking my death”
“What fun it is to mess with peoples emotions”

*gritting my teeth* not everyone is like that

Also
My attempts:

Pretty much everyone is like that.
So why would I think otherwise about someone I hardly know?
The people in this very slightly less-than-average community are also very very slightly less-than-average people.