I found this on the internet and died

There’s only one ship I will allow, ennard and exotic butters

Yes.

Bruh
Springtrap x golden freddy is incest if you think they are brothers or you watched Abby Sfm's Old memories series ( I did!)
Michael x ennard (why...wha)
Michael x chris ( William don't don't like this)

I think Micheal X Chris is incest.

Yes, which Is why I said that William doesn't like it, and Frankly neither do I

I hate springtrap x golden and mike x Chris I mean they are literally brothers

exactly, like bonnie x chica, that's what I ship and what was shipped before the gacha fnaf fandom came into fnaf

Oh lord-
But if the ships actually have an logical explanation I'm okay with it.

Same...it's only the ships like, springtrap x golden Freddy or mike x Chris... I MEAN THOSE ARE JUST SOME STUPID SHIPS

And Micheal X Chris is incest.

Me(irl): what dose incest mean...?

You don't need to know. Yet. Maybe when you get older.

ESCUSE ME?!? I AM ?? YEARS OLD!!! And I have terrible memory

Oh.

And it gets worse from there...

You know, I can see having terrible memory being the reason you don't know what "incest" is, but then you put ?? over your age. Did you forget your age or are you just some kid posing as Glitchtrap?

I need to hide my age for reasons

And yes I am a very important kid who possesses glitchtrap

Nightmare x Nightmare Fredbear, HELL NO

WHO SHIPS NIGHTMARE x NM. FREDBEAR?!? ITS CHRIS x NIGHTMARE!!!

IDK

All I know is that nightmare x nm.fredbear should die... *watches aftons react to cursed images by shadowsglitch-o- ... sees nightmare x circus baby* WHAT THE F---

Me: *Sees Circus Baby x Eggs/Michel*
Also Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL F--

WHAT IS WITH THESE SHIPS?!?
Me: *sees mike x Chris* *grabs a gun and shoots self* why can't I die?

Me: Same. *Sees Springtrap x Puppet*
Also Me: WHAT HAS THE F**KEN INTERNET DONE

*sees springtrap x g.freddy* the 2 literally hate eachother... CASSIDY EVEN SENT WILLIAM TO "HELL"

SHE DID.
unsee juice ships:
Spring x Puppet
Spring x Ballora
Spring x G Fred
Spring x C.Baby
Spring x Mangle
C.Baby x Ballora
C.Baby x Funtime Freddy
C.Baby x NM
Yendo x Lolbi
Yendo x Funtime foxy
Foxy x Freddy
Foxy x Chica
Foxy x Bonnie
Chica x Freddy
Chica x Bonnie
Freddy x G Fred
Freddy x Bonnie
Freddy x Chica
Freddy x NM Fredbear
NM X NM Fredbear
Nightmarione x Puppet
Withered's x Withered's
Ennared x Mike
Mike x Liz
Mike x Chris (Crying child)
Chris x NM
Chris x NM Fredbear
Chris x Liz
Liz x C.Baby
Scrap Baby x Spring
Lefty x Spring
(That's it I think. HONESTLY WHAT THE FCK FANDOM)

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I like springtrap and golden freddy being together in my AU wise story
But yep, Mike and C.C ship is just fetishizing 2 little kids.

Uh huh

Like I have an way of saying
The children and the suits have different minds
Like the kids attack at night
The animatronic performs at day.
So different personality can be an example to.

I like to read too!

Yeet good to see book addicts

Yea! What book r u reading?

Just reading my old dork diaries since I don't have any good books yet due to quarantine

Oh! Those r good. Rn I'm reading Harry Potter #4. What a big dork I am lol

Ooh, I've been begging my parents to buy me at least one book XD
I have the entire old Goosebumps and most of the dork diaries

U HAVE ALL THE OLD GOOSEBUMPS!?

Yep I do, i also have the famous five series and secret seven series to

Wow

You could say I could have the entire thea Stilton books but I kinda gave up on it lol

OMLlL

What?

Yep I'm usually reading online to, manga and stuff, I usually finish an book in 3 hours or an day at very least

Mangas r good

Ye

Ye

I'm reading a book called, "Bendy and the Ink Machine: Dreams Come to Life".

Kool!

That's nice... what chapter are you up too?

I'm on chapter nine.

... wow...

Yeah. Wait that’s child labor. Like that meme a few memes down

Hmm?
What

Hold labor. The animatronics are children

Child

Not what I exactly meant

?

I meant is....
Let's say bipolar disorder?
It means different personality in one person, and I Know how it works.
Then there is what I call an AU cuz I thought it was quite normal

Nothing tbh hbu

Hmmmm nothing here to Lmao

My mom just came back from work and uncle stopped by to visit

And just reading

ohhh

so quick mood changes

And if you say, we now that 2 souls at once can go inside an animatronic, but I didn't want the suits to be merely made A.I, So they have an human mind, adapted cuz they spend time with humans around the pizzeria. So hey usually complain about how they can't be human.

im confused

Lol, isn't Fnaf lore supposed to confuse you?

yeah lol

Hmmmm an easy way to explain... I still haven't figured out an way myself, but I can say that I've taken few points more seriously than matpat
Like the easter egg ending scene and the Bonnie's face without his eyes one.

u a doctor or somthin? U must be if u know all this

No not really, I just do research on phobias and disorders of many kinds.
And the bipolar is just an example.
Also bipolar means switch personality, or like sudden mood change.
I Know it cuz I am also like that.
And I do take the littlest details of the game itself to bring it an explanation

Gotcha

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