XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *NO CONTEXT* MAKE ME A SMURF!!!! *WHEEZE*

hmmm no theres already been a smurf that was clay

WHA-

*turns you into a smurf*
By the power of asterisks.

ECKSDEE

what?

DEW IT LMAO

no thanks

LMAO OH NO CAT

In 1 to 1094028509843509280859320849730203859420892852403948509380958230683026805298652 months you should turn into a smurf

imma say the magic words: DIE MICKEY
Boom
You are now a smurf

lel

h a

*grabs spray can of blue paint and grus shrink ray*

XD

Oh we are gonna need this too *grabs some red socks and white socks*
Mama smurf or regular smurf

HAHAHAHHAHAHA REGULAR

*shrinks you and sprays you*

Take this
*throw sock*

LMLFAO

Now run along to smurf village

read that as smut-

you need to kalm the f**k down XD

stfu i cant help being horny

lmao

*if

she was made out of clay and you are made out of sex

ohgawdlmao

we dont want any machine problems

wtf lol

o wut.

lmao-

i u watched smurfs

noice

Eat your cereal.

make me

Now.

nu

EAT YOUR CEREAL CHILD

HAHAHHA YOU CANT FORKING MAKE ME

FOR GODS SAKE JUST EAT YOUR GO***MN CEREAL

NO LOL

IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CEREAL THEN YOU CAN’T GO TO MACCA’S

HAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER

YOU BRATTY CHILD EAT YOUR GO***MN CEREAL

NO

EAT IT IT’S GOOD FOR YOU

I LIKE EATING OTHER THINGS~

NO EAT YOUR CEREAL