I'm so sorry

No, you're such an amazing person, don't go.
I deserve to die, you don't.

Bruh
Read the other comments

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O k t h e n

He knows it's a joke

No I'm so bad you're so amazing I love you person I've known for one day

Trains... ok
I don't love you, but I'll pretend that I care and ask you to live. And then I'll change the subject to me, because I'm an attention-seeker, and expect you to flatter me out of a fake suicide.

Then I will feed you lies and turn it back on me because I need all the attention

I will feel disappointed and make a post above your post saying that I have given up and am dying, and will make it sound more desperate than you.

I will tell you that we all care and don't want you to die then I will do a trend

This was good 😂

Very

NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON’T GoOoOoOoo-

It's ok I failed because my pet hamster apologized

OH THANK GOD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW SCARED AF I WAS-

I love you two people you changed my life and saved I'm so sorry for putting you through that

It’s fine it’s not your fault it’s totally mine-

No it's not your fault I'm so sorry I love you all so much I would never do that to you now I'm going to go fake suicide again

O K -

Goodbye amazing person I love even though I've known you for two minutes

GOODBYE NOW I MUST CRY TO SLEEP-

Oh wait it's been 5 minutes I need to come back and say I failed

Now I'm going to go make an alt because I'm "dead" and I want to cause drama and get attention

nAwg pLeaSe dAnt gOwn

I'm so sorry I love you all