Yeah. If you don't mind my saying this, I think the crusaders had good intentions, but were going about it entirely the wrong way. One doesn't bring God's salvation to others by killing them. Our fight isn't against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, the principalities, and the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore, let us amass a great army of anti-horniness, and overflood this stream with God's light.
Yeah, you're right - that's enough talking. I'll get to work on the army