Spongebob Christmas

Jade: *gives weenie burger a restraining order from all women*

Weenie Burger:nice try *burns it to bits*

Jade: *gets another one that is fire proof*

Weenie Burger:choose someone else *makes it vanish to air*

Jade: No *gives him anoher one that can't vanish into thin air*

Weenie Burger:GRRR! *breaks the one and makes it vanish*

Jade: Actually, I have another present

Weenie Burger:thank god *grabs fireball* TAKE HIM! *runs away in a flash*

Jade: I kinda need you here to give you my present

Weenie Burger:T-T *walks back*

Fireball:*confused*

I’d give Weenie Burger a present that looks like a pair of panties, but it’s actually a glitter bomb.

Weenie Burger:no. *burns it to bits*

Now you have glitter on you, forever and ever!