purple philosoraptor

"Toothpaste is just soap for teeth." -Me

XD noice

"The duck walked up to the lemonade stand"-Bryant Oden

lmao

Hello there
General Kenobi
Bow Chicka bow wow
Never make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it
I AM the senate
Dew it
Never say goodbye. If you don’t say goodbye, you just aren’t here right now

noice lmfao-

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People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday
It isn’t history that makes heroes, it’s heroes that make history
Don’t give up hope no matter how dark things seem

Just three of them. The rest is an endless amount of Star Wars quotes

noice (:

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?” -Baymax

lmfao ofc it had to be that

Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.

noiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

“You have been Mazed,now take off your clothes” -Maze

XD

LMFAO-

Lol

this is my favorite

XD kool

“Maybe I am better off alone, no disappointments, no expectations, just alone.”

oof...

ooooooof yep dis is meh new favorite

¨the worst thing in life is knowing i never tried¨-NF

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"why are we alive if we are meant to die someday?" -meh

noice one

thanks