Don't worry, Congress sent the money to Pakistani 'gender programs,' horse-racing integrity, climate monitoring in Tibet so $600 is all that is left for you.
Buckle up, it is going to be a bumpy ride
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY HAVE $600 STIMULUS CHECKS? HOW CAN THAT BE? EVERYBODY WANTS ANOTHER $1,200 STIMULUS CHECK; I ONLY HAVE $600 STIMULUS CHECKS; I NEED ANOTHER $1,200 STIMULUS CHECK!