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That number is equal to the chances that everyone in San Diego CA rolled a trillion-sided-die and everyone got the same number.

That number is equal to the chances that everyone in San Diego CA rolled a trillion-sided-die and everyone got the same number. | PLEASE READ THIS!!! YOU ARE HERE RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE HERE ON OUR PLANET EARTH. A POWER OF SOME SORT BROUGHT YOU HERE, WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD OR NOT. NO, NOT BROUGHT. IT MOLDED YOU IN ITS HANDS. IT MOLDED YOU, KNOWING YOU WERE TO BE ONE OF THE FEW TO SURVIVE. THE CHANCES OF YOU BEING BORN SUCCESSFULLY ARE 1 IN 1X10^26,400,000. IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT YOU MADE IT HERE. I AM HERE TO BRING INSIGHT TO SOME OF YOU WHO ARE DISSATISFIED WITH YOURSELVES. YOUR PARENTS MET OUT OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND HAD FUN. YOU, OUT OF 60-SOMETHING MILLION SPERM CELLS, WERE CHOSEN BY YOUR MOTHER’S EGG, TO CREATE YOU. THEN YOU HAD TO MAKE THE JOURNEY THROUGH PREGNANCY WITHOUT BEING MISCARRIED OR ABORTED. THAT IS A LONG, DIFFICULT JOURNEY, BUT YOU MADE IT. AND NOW YOU ARE HERE, READING THIS ON YOUR DEVICE. YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO SURPASS THE GOOGOLPLEXES OF GOOGOLPLEXES OF INDIVIDUALS WHO COULD HAVE REPLACED YOU. THAT IS YOUR GREATNESS. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOURSELF. | image tagged in black background | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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    PLEASE READ THIS!!! YOU ARE HERE RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE HERE ON OUR PLANET EARTH. A POWER OF SOME SORT BROUGHT YOU HERE, WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD OR NOT. NO, NOT BROUGHT. IT MOLDED YOU IN ITS HANDS. IT MOLDED YOU, KNOWING YOU WERE TO BE ONE OF THE FEW TO SURVIVE. THE CHANCES OF YOU BEING BORN SUCCESSFULLY ARE 1 IN 1X10^26,400,000. IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT YOU MADE IT HERE. I AM HERE TO BRING INSIGHT TO SOME OF YOU WHO ARE DISSATISFIED WITH YOURSELVES. YOUR PARENTS MET OUT OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND HAD FUN. YOU, OUT OF 60-SOMETHING MILLION SPERM CELLS, WERE CHOSEN BY YOUR MOTHER’S EGG, TO CREATE YOU. THEN YOU HAD TO MAKE THE JOURNEY THROUGH PREGNANCY WITHOUT BEING MISCARRIED OR ABORTED. THAT IS A LONG, DIFFICULT JOURNEY, BUT YOU MADE IT. AND NOW YOU ARE HERE, READING THIS ON YOUR DEVICE. YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO SURPASS THE GOOGOLPLEXES OF GOOGOLPLEXES OF INDIVIDUALS WHO COULD HAVE REPLACED YOU. THAT IS YOUR GREATNESS. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOURSELF.