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TRUE STORY OF THIS GUY THAT HIT ON ALL OF MY TALL FRIENDSπ
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SO I move to that new school in fourth grade right π
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and I meet this guy. Pretty short, glasses, good with tech, yeah yeah that kind of kid. π
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Anyways, we became friends quickly and we talcced on the playground and stuff π
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and I noticed he'd always take πΆooonnnneeee steeeppp cloooooooooooossssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrπΆ so I'd bacc up a few steps and we'd continue this pattern till I was π
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halfway across the playgroundπ
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so I literally had to be like "yo can you like, MOVE I have my own personal bubble and youre LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO POP IT π
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My BEST FRIEND HAD A CRUSH ON HIM (she was super tall btwwwww not unnecessary detail here)π
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and HE LIKED HER BAAAAAAACCCCCCCCπ
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so then like a few years pass and EXACTLY ONE YEAR FROM TODAY (like really DEC 22 2019 I DONT BELIEVE WHAT A COINCIDENCE THIS IS) π
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I go to a christmas party at her house π
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and some of the tall people from my former, broken up girl scout troop was there. Actually, all the tall people were there π
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and some short people who had come to her OTHER parties. π
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ANYWAYS the TALL PEOPLE KEPT ON SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT GUY WAS HITTING on them and they felt SORRY for him because they DIDNT LIKE HIM BACC π
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I told my mom and she kinda laughed at it because "hEs CuTe" (bruh) π
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the endπ
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