Why send me this picture when you can't send me those things?

Questions science can not solve:

A h , y e s.
That's Breezy's by the way.

Oh

WAIT WHAT

oooo

i can eat a freaking cow right now

COW?!?!?!?!
EAT CHOCOLATE F**KING COOKIES, BRO!!!

a cow made out of cookies XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ima have to buy some of those cookies from Breezy

A COOKIE-COW, HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE F**KING ATE IT ALL 👽

thats what she said XD

=_=

C o m e O n ...................

LOL

I didnt eat all of them. LOl

Stop the stalcc.

Im not stalking, Im seeing what I missed

I'm already hungry now
*Hides empty bag of jaffas and red frogs*

PEPPERMINT HERSHEYS!!!!

I is getting hungry *proceeds to eat more red frogs*

*drools*

*heavy breathing*

Shit- no.
I just need chocolate.

Choccyyyyyyyyy

A h h h h h h, Holy Choccy....

All hail choccy

S u r e .
serve choco, become choco's slaves, die for choco's universal domination.

Worship choco, eat choco, wear choco, marry choco.

Bathe in choco, drink choco, breathe choco (I do not condone smoking chocolate please don't sue me)

Help choco achieve multiversal domination

I think that's enough 😂

Lol yeah 😂

Thats nice??
Ig

It is... but it's not for me.
You won't get it, you're not addicted to chocolate.

I'm addicted to mac'n'cheese

But it's not chocolate.
I hate anything that's not chocolate.

I'm sorry-
SHIT I SAID IT AGAIN

=_=

*****@***&**#***$*********, ok. It's alright.

I just need to punch myself everytime I say sorry for no reason

That'd just make me feel sorry for making you say sorry.

Don't be sorry for me being sorry for no apparent reason

But I do have a reason... No- it's getting complicated.
Let's leave it at that 😅

Lol okay

Me who is a chocolate addict: sees this
*gets up to eat a chocolate chip cookie*

*follows you like a shadow*

i ate teh last cookie :>

You little shit 😂😂

they be all chocolate

STOP. STOP. I'M SERIOUS.
*choco-deprivation seizure occurs*

to solve your choco-deprivation move in with your grandma

DAAMMMM, BRUH.
DAMMMMMM.
I eat a hell lotta choco but I don't gain weight.

same except i eat a lot of food in general and the last time I went outside was like four months ago or smth lol

INGENIOUS! 😂

the pros of living with your grandma: you get junkfood and chocolate, get to watch you family members bitch abt not having food that your grandma makes, get to be a fatass

the cons: there is none

G o o D for Y o U .

I wouldn't mind being forgotten tho, it means i wouldn't have to socially interact with anyone

WTF!?
My family has also forgotten about my existence.

I haven't been forgotten im just very lazy

I don't have a problem with interacting... humans just disappoint me.
Chocolate is Love.

agreed. the only human i don't have a problem interacting with in person in my best friend. I am disappointed with her obsession with one direction tho

chocolate is life

i got le cosmic brownie, whoopie pie, and crunch bar :>

Get Drizzy'd.

*coughs in DidNotHearThat*

But you did

Did what?
Jefferson-ing someone is equivalent to dying at Drake's hand.

Go ahead

XD

yup, the chocolate obsession gets worse for girls once a month. I will kill for chocolate during the time period

I
Ain't
A
Girl.
But that's... o k . *breathing heavily*

*dies in cringe* (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)