you have become too horny to exist

SHIT

start praying boy

no u lmao

stop posting horny

no

THOU SHALT

THOU SHALT NOT

THOU SHALL NOT BE HORNY

thou shall be horny

STOP

hello dere

I've taught you well young padawan.

I can't be scared of some random guy with a nerf gun hah

it's nerf rival

Still a nerf gun my dude. Maybe it would be different if you pulled out a sniper, but yeah, no.

these hurt

Okay? I've broken my shoulder, thats hurt much worse

LOOK IM TRYING MY BEST TO DESTROY HORNY

Then go destroy them

I've snapped my hamstring, thats hurt much worse

Actually nerf rival was strong enough to destroy some guy's eyes

Okay?
But can it destroy my brain, stomach, or heart?

Yes if I shoot ya enough with my special spiked ones

Hm, go ahead then

*l o a d s g u n*

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Nerf

F a c e r e v e a l

is that u

yes

noice

iS tHiS a fAcE rEvEaL

not the first